"I may consider the offer, its quite tempting."
Chuuya and Dazai met up infront of the agency at 7:45pm like how they planned.
"CHIBI!! It's been so long since we've seen each other!!" Dazai said with an excited tone.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP SHITTY DAZAI ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO IS ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME," Chuuya complained.
Dazai had that offended overdramatic look as if Chuuya rejected him.
"Chibi.. How could you say that.. To the Osamu Dazai.." Dazai whined.
Chuuya ignored whatever Dazai had to say and walked away, he took no notice of his presence and walked away faster.
Dazai couldn't even react and looked next to him, and there was no Chuuya in sight.
"SLUG, WHERE DID YOU GO, YOU'RE STILL MY DOG AND A OBEDIENT DOG DOESN'T LEAVE ITS OWNER," Dazai yelled, making him an eyesore infront of people.
Chuuya took notice of Dazai yelling that out loud, making him embarrassed while he walked back to Dazai then hitting his shoulder
"You idiotic big backed monkey and I find this subject rather beneaththe dignity of my concern. If interest was a currency, i would be quite bankrupt in this regard." Chuuya says cockily.
"Chibiiii, why the fuck are you talking like thisss!!" Dazai complained.
Chuuya grabbed onto the back of Dazai's coat and dragged him to where the enemy's headquarters is and had a hand over his mouth.
"We're here now, so shut up unless you have something actually good to say," Chuuya said bluntly.
They both walked in the enemy's headquarters cautiously, Dazai obviously had to do something annoying to trigger Chuuya.
"Slug, this is boring, there's like nothing," Dazai whispered to Chuuya.
Chuuya turned his head to Dazai slowly, as if he was asking "He's right behind me, isn't he..! 🤓☝️"
"Are you stupid or just autistic as fuck?" Chuuya gave a death stare to Dazai, looking like a chihuahua.
Dazai had his iconic dramatic pose and look while Chuuya was trying to restrain him.
"There could be literally anyone prepared to shoot us or some other shit, be serious for once." Chuuya asked, hiding his annoyance.
Dazai was observant and noticed that there was some guards around the corner and notified Chuuya by nugging him in the rib lightly.
"Chuu Chuu~, there's guards over there.." (chuu from loona 😜😜)
Chuuya glared at Dazai for nugging him in the rib.
"Stop nugging me in the rib fatass mackerel, you're already big enough to go fee fi fo fum."
The two atleast got their jobs done in the end and they were going to separate their ways but Chuuya spoke up,
"Mackerel, do you have any interest of coming back to the Port? It's not like i want you there but boss gave me wine to ask you."
Dazai thought for a moment, thinking of an excuse to get out of the conversation.
"I have no interest but the Agency have been saying i was acting more like my Port mafia self, so I may consider the offer, its quite tempting, and mostly because you asked chibi."
Chuuya looked surprised for once, Dazai actually might be coming back to the Port.
END OF CHAPTER 2
guys im sorry if the chapter r short as hell, BUT i have no plans of abandoning this book bc someone might be interested in this shit >.< also pretend dazai didnt think about what oda said when he dropped 6ft under
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Fanfiction"Dazai.. Why have you gone that path when I told you not to..?" . . . . . . Odasaku comes back alive thanks to the Book!! Could the DOA bring him back for one of their plans? . . . . . Dazai had been acting off, the ADA, especially Atsushi and Kuni...
