"I'm disappointed in you Dazai. I thought we could trust you."
Another boring day at the Agency, mostly boring without Dazai, but someone was being positive.
Kunikida felt like he was in heaven, no interruptions from Dazai so he could follow his ideals at the right time and place.k
Atsushi on the other hand was more worried that Dazai wasn't there for the past few days. Feeling curiousness and worry.
"Mr. Kunikida? Aren't you worried if Dazai's okay..?" Atsushi asked in a muttered voice.
"It's just feels better without that bandage wasting machine messing up my schedule, it feels better." Kunikida states sternly.
Atsushi had an expression that screamed worry and scared, getting concerned for his "Dazai-san"
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WITH DAZAI, CHUUYA, KOUYOU
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"It is surprising you came back to the executives role and back in the Port Mafia." Kouyou says, with her sleeve covering her mouth.
"Is it that surprising? How do you guys know if i'm going to stab you guys in the back?" Dazai asked teasingly.
"Why would you do it for? We know you would not make an action with no meaning." Kouyou saids bluntly.
"How is my dear Kyouka doing in the Agency? Do they mistreat her? Is she fine there? Is she injured?" Kouyou asks, like a protective mother.
"Kyouka is doing fine, don't worry Ane-san, Atsushi cares for her well-being." Dazai says while fidgeting with his fingers.
Chuuya stayed quiet, surprisingly, letting the two talk, not wanting to interrupt or interfere.
"Chibi, why are you so quiet??" Dazai asks with a pout.
"Get that face off before i punch it off shitty Dazai." Chuuya said in an annoyed tone.
"Still the same Chuuya as ever," Dazai says with an eyeroll.
"What's that supposed to mea-" Chuuya yells.
Dazai interrupted Chuuya with a "Boss said we have a mission together, let's go slug."
"Don't interrupt me you mackerel!" Chuuya looked mad and annoyed by Dazai.
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The first thing Chuuya noticed about Dazai when they were walking to their mission was that he changed to his 15 year old self clothes, when he was the demon prodigy.
"Oi, mackerel, you changed to that?" Chuuya asks.
"Got a problem?" Dazai responds while skipping instead of normally walking.
Chuuya shakes his head, slightly taken back because of Dazai being calmer than his normal "silly" and "goofy" self.
"Waste of bandages, aren't you worried the Agency would find out? especially that weretiger kid that Akutagawa complains about?" Chuuya asks out of curiosity.
"They'll find out someday, Ranpo-san might already know about it, but he's not much of a blabber mouth unless you bribe him with sweets or snacks. I wonder how he doesn't have diabetes." Dazai says, not bothered by the fact.
"The no-ability guy? He might aswell have an ability about him being immune to having diabetes and getting sick. I still have beef with him for trapping me in that book." Chuuya says with a shrug.
"I think of that sometimes, anyways, how much minutes left till we get there?" Dazai asks impatiently.
"I don't even know.. I thought you knew so i just followed you.." Chuuya said with an uneasy expression.
"Erm.. What the sigma skibidi.. Didn't boss send you the location?" Dazai asks, stealing Chuuya's phone.
"Never say that again. Never. And I mean NEVER. Also, give me my phone back" Chuuya says.
"Are you trying to scare me chibi~? Because it's not working. Get better, get on my level~" Dazai teased Chuuya playfully.
"SHUT UP FATASS, THIS IS WHY YOU USED TO SHOP AT HOT TOPIC AND AT SPENCERS!!" Chuuya glared at Dazai while saying that.
"I DON'T AND DIDN'T SHOP AT HOT TOPIC OR SPENCERS!! WHO ARE YOU YAPPING ABOUT SLUG," Dazai glared back.
"Keep denying it.. Ane-san has a picture of you in there because she always drove you there!!" Chuuya says playfully.
"..."
"Can't talk now? I know you weren't in those stores just to buy them bandages, i bet your weird ass was always in the back"
"..."
"BRO TALK, DID I HIT A SENSITIVE SPOT?? IT'S JUST A STORE." Chuuya yelled.
"Chuuya.. You shop at CONVERSE.." Dazai gave Chuuya a dirty look.
"You're so old chibi," Dazai said dramatically.
"I'm just a few months older than you, you idiot!! And Converse isn't even bad" Chuuya's eyes twitched while saying that.
"And i'm still taller, short ass." Dazai put a hand on his hip sassily. (homo frfr)
"I'm still growing dammit!!" Chuuya screamed at Dazai.
"Yeah yeah, keep saying that, you're 22, YOU'RE NOT GROWING LIL BRO, and you said that since we were 15.."
"SHUT UP AND GET OFF ABOUT MY SIZE ALREADY JACKASS" Chuuya screamed louder, like a child who didn't get what they wanted.
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To summarize it, the duo kept on insulting and cursing each other out until they made it to their destination. (its giving mu qing and feng xin from tgcf HELP)
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AUTHOR'S NOTE
BRO I SWEAR I HAD 10 MINUTES TO WRITE THIS SHIT PER DAY BC OF GOVERNMENT TESTING I SWEAR ITS NOT ON HIATUS
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