Planethumans (AU) [discontinue]

Neptune's story

Hello, I'm Neptune, I am going to tell you about why I hate the solar system but earth... anyways! a new planet came into the solar system. I wanted to meet them, so I went to their obit, we became friends as time passed. They said their name is iris, they started touching me in places we are not going to talk about. Soon iris introduced me to earth, he has also been going through the same thing, because of that we became best friends. One day iris tried to hit earth. I protected him because he had life. Iris picked me up and turned my eye purple. Then he took Earth and well... I was too weak to even stop him... but I hate him because he did the thing with earth when earth didn't want to. Iris told me that the planets hated me, so I asked Earth if it was true, and Earth said that it was true, but he said that he wanted to stay by my side. Before any of you guys think this is a ship NO it is not. (I do NOT ship them!!! They are just FRIENDS...). Moving on... Puto saw what was happening to us, so he told the sun about it. Iris was then kicked out of the solar system. The only ones who knew what happened to us were me, Earth, Sun, Iris, Planet X, and Pluto. We went back to our lives, and I kept an eye on iris... Earth and me are still friends today and well the others I started hating them even more. To the point that I had hidden my true feelings about them...

Earth: Hey guys!

Mars, Venus, Mercury: AAAAA!!!!

Earth: what are you scared for?

Venus: Earth you Mother-

Mars: Hey! No cursing

Mercury: Earth where have you been? We were looking for hours!?

Earth: sorry I just saw something, so I went to go check it out...

Mars: what did you find?

Earth: huh?

Mars: you said that you saw something, what did you see?

Earth: oh! Uh... I think it was that dwarf planet...what was his name?...

Mercury: Oh! You mean Ceres?

Earth: Yep! That's the name!

Mars: wait... where is he...?

Earth: oh! Right, he wanted to visit you.

Mars: me...?

Earth: Yep!

Mars: Tell him I am not here!

So, Mars ran out and headed to his obit far away from ceres... while this was happening the gas giants and the ice giants headed to where the rockiest planets were.

Saturn: Earth there you are!

Earth: hmm?

Jupiter: we have been looking for you, Earth!

Earth: oh! Sorry, everyone...

Uranus: Where's Mars?

Mercury: he ran off...

Neptune: why?

Venus: Because he is such a scared cat.

Earth: no, he just... doesn't have a good relationship with Ceres

Jupiter: what does that mean?

Venus: He scared of him.

Mars: I am not!

All-mars: AAAAAA!!!!!

Venus: Mars where the fluff did you come from?!?!

Mars: What do you mean I heard you guys calling my name...?

Uranus: no one called your name...

Mars: then who-