Seth is a sinner who, surprisingly, has never once done anything wrong in his life. He has dorsal plates down his back, a long tail, and literally feeds on Heavenly Energy. And, the only Sinner ever, to be able to withstand Angelic Weapons.
"Okay," said Seth, "Charlie is off with her father at a meeting with the other sins of hell, and I thought of something."
Vaggie then stood up, saying, "Yes. We are gonna make a commercial. One that envisions her idea of the hotel."
"What's wrong with mine?" asked Vox.
"Dude," said Seth, "Your commercial is literately just use screwing around with you showing some embarrassing moments."
Ruby then said, "Yeah. Did you really have to capture me and Seth doing it?"
"YOU FILMED THEM HAVING SEX!?!" exclaimed Angel, "OH MY GOD!!! IF YOU WANT THAT STUFF, JUST GO TO VAL!!!"
"Anyway," said Vaggie, "If we're gonna do this, then we're gonna need a camera. Godzilla?"
"I told you can call me Seth," said Seth, as he pulled out cameras
"Now, we have the 1950's movie camera with a choice of color or black and white film, an early 2000 digital camera, and the modern movie camera, along with.... wait, Gamera?"
Everyone turned to see a toy turtle with twin tusks sticking out of it's mouth.
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Seth put the toy away, saying, "Where'd that come from?"
"Okay," said Vaggie, picking up the digital camera, "Let's get started."
Angel and Husk were at the bar, and Husk didn't try to hide his script, and read it in a dead tone voice, "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?"
Angel then went sexy and horny, saying, "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy man to set me straight, on the path of redemption!"
Husk sighed, "Well, you've come-"
"OH YES!!!"
"-To the right place."
"CUT! Angel, could you please be less horny, and Husk, maybe not have the script in your face?"
"I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!"
"Well we could improve this shit, baby cakes. Rar."
Husk then shoved Angel off the counter, with Vaggie saying, "HUSK!! REALLY!?!"
Later, Vaggie tried with Nifty.
"Okay, Nifty," she said, "Your line is, we have the cleanest rooms, okay?"
"Got it," said Nifty, "I'm ready!"
"And, action!"
Nifty looked at the camera, and suddenly went into a trance.
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