Marty which is you was walking down the street you were so excited to play the new WWE 2K 24
Marty: I don't care if they download it online, but I'm so excited to play all the matches all the wrestlemania moments the matches be so Awesome I am so excited to play this
Suddenly a car went crashing into your living room and then a cat lady was on top of the car
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???: you are under arrest
Criminal: for what?
???: for speeding
Marty: Hey, what is going on here? Why is there a car in my living room and who are you?!
Kitty: my name is Kitty Katswell I'm a police officer you sound mad
Marty: oh you think
Kitty: what is your problem?
Marty: my problem you drove a car in my living room with a criminal inside it
Kitty: well, excuse me if I'm trying to do my job now. If you excuse me, I have to take him to jail if you don't mind.
Kitty turns around to see that the criminal got away
Kitty: I can't believe you let him get away
Marty: excuse me my house has a hole in it you caused this I didn't besides you and dogs are probably the same
Kitty: what are you trying to say?!
Marty: all I'm saying is dogs can be stupid sometimes and cats have one brain cell
Kitty pulls out her claws and then she starts beating you up and then you start screaming for your life
Marty: my leg!😫!!!!!
Three hours later in court
Judge chief: really this is exactly why I hate people like you
Marty: what did I do?
Judge chief: what you did my little Negro friend you were being racist
Marty: I was being racist. All I said was cats have one brain cell.
Kitty: and that's a hate crime to cats
Marty: come again
Kitty: you see cats, and dogs had a big rivalry along time ago. We didn't get along very well if it wasn't for humans. After all the damage we caused, we decided to settle aside our differences and make up and be friends.
Marty: oh I really need to study history more often
Judge chief:Enough this cannot go unpunished after what you did to this poor girl
Marty: poor girl she assaulted me with her law and I'm still bleeding
Kitty: good
Judge chief: enough Marty, you have two options no actually three options. One you can go to jail to you can be under house, arrest, and never leave until the end of May or you can live with kitty
Kitty: are you crazy?
Marty: I rather lick the bathroom floor
Judge chief: all right you're going to jail
Marty: on second thought I'll live with the cat
Judge chief: that's what I thought
The judge slams his gabble and you and Kitty left the court room, and you guys went outside
Kitty: you just had to give me in trouble with my boss the way you yelled police police police she's assaulting me was way out of line
Marty: it's called saving my life
Kitty: and now you have too live with me because you did something stupid once we get to my house you follow my rules Mr. Do you understand when I used the bathroom you have to weigh your turn you can't cook without my permission
Marty: ok that's not fair you're just saying those things because you got in trouble
Kitty: exactly jerk
???: oh he's so cute and adorable I want him to my self
