mario x amazing tinder dude

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by urgaymother13

by urgaymother13

why are you here good sir. Also I started writing this like 3 weeks ago and just forgor bc alot of drama happened like someone calling me the f slur on Pinterest :3

Mario POV

"ugh I need a uhhh boyfriend. Yah." Mario said on the uh toilet. He uh sharted his pants and had diarrhea 😀. "Tinder time 😘" Mario goes on his amazing cracked phone and downloads tinder. "Shit I have no space. What should I delete ?? Maybe Pornhub.. Or all those feet pictures of Peach.. Hmmm" Mario just deletes all of his uh nudes. Then he downloads tinder and makes his account. "Oh. What photos should I put..... Hmmmmmm" he puts a photo of him sitting on the toilet uh naked yah 😀. He also puts his photos of uhhh him and Rosalina fucking. Then he makes his account. "Adam?? What kind of sexist white boy name is that 😒" (no hate to any Adams unless your from hazbin hotel ❤) "Jerry Mcdonald Uh Timmy Jr the 2nd? That name is fucking smexy 😩" Mario and Jerry McDonald Uh Timmy Jr the 2nd matched.

Jerry Mcdonald Uh Timmy Jr The 2nd POV:

"I can't believe my girlfriend Emily broke up with me because I cheated on her with Sid The Sloth! She is so overreacting. Its not MY fault Sid The Sloth is hot. (Im sorry.) Jerry Mcdonald Uh Timmy Jr The 2nd decided he needed Tinder to find a DUDE this time because girls overreact when he cheats on them (I don't actually think that jus to be clear 😭) He downloads Tinder and makes his profile. His picture is him eating KFC at Wendys 💀. " OH MY FUCKING GOD 😧😧😧. EMILY IS ON HERE?!!?! NUH UH. IM NOT LETTING HER FIND SOMEONE NEW 😡." He uh swipes right? I don't know how the fuck tinder works because im not desperate 😧. "SID THE SLOTH TOOOOO?!?!!? UHHHGGGG I TOLD HIM I WONT TAKE HIM BACK! WHY IS HE TRYING TO REACH ME ON TINDER?!?! 😰😰😰" He swipes right..??? "Omg this dude looks hot. His name is Mario? Mmm~ smexy toilet photo~~~" (im fucking sorry 😭) Him and Mario match 😩.

Mario POV:

"Omfg I matched with smexy dude 😩. Lemme text him rq" (btw ## means text) #Hey hottie 😩# Mario texted Jerry fucking whatever his name was I forgot 😭 lets jus call him Jerry 😝. #hey~~~~~# jerry texted 😖. #send nudes?# jerry texted again bc he desperate 💀. #okay hottie# Mario texted. Then Mario sent a photo of his tiny dick. #wanna fuck?# (im not making smut unless someone forces me too so im just gonna do what I did last chapter :3) #mmmmm... Sure ;)# Mario sent. #oki doki where do you wanna fuck? My house or yours. Or public ;)# Jerry sent. #mmm ur house 👴# Mario texted. #oki meet me at Jake Paul 8262927 Swiftie Lane, Jupiter Ohio.# (lmk if that's ur address nd ill come over and give you 5 dollars 😽) Mario goes and they fuck for 5 hours or something. Jerry gets a text and it's from Sid The Sloth.. The text says #Hey bbg I miss fucking do you wanna meet up ad fuck?# "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" Mario screeches like a fucking barn owl (look it up.) "I CAN EXPLAIN! Wait do you wanna have a threesome ;)" Jerry say. "Mmmmmm~ yah sure whatever 😹" Jerry texts Sid abt the three some and Sid comes and they all fuck. The end 😝.

Uhhhh im a bit insane. Might do a 2nd chapter after this who knows 😝