gacha uwu ur mum baddie. (SATIRE BOOK)

barbie x zenitsu

Bro I started this like 5 hours ago but uhm I went to Michael's and got some art shit and I got distracted making horror art... 😭 prob gonna put a part everynight cuz I have nothing better to do

Zenitsu POV:

Zenistu was uh watching furry porn (Judy and Nicks porn.) But then he saw a beautiful blonde woman. (Uhm this isn't in the Barbie movie universe nd its demon slayer modern au.) He ran up to the women and pulled out his plastic neon green ring he got from uh Muichiro somehoe (no its not a typing error its an inside joke with my online friends on discord) "WILL YOU MARRY ME BBG?!" The woman was too stunned to speak.

Barbie POV:

I was walking to my Dreamhouse so I could feed my pet Giraffe. But then some ugly ass dude (he not actually ugly I literally love him sm I have a figure of him 😭) who was watching fucking furry porn 😱 came up to me?!?! 😭😭😭 He pulled out some bulky ass neon green ring and asked me.. "WILL YOU MARRY ME BBG?!" What the actual dickty fuckity?!?! 💀💀 "Erm. Naur" I said. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! YOUR MEANT TO SAY YES!" The french fry hair said 😾. "I mean no? Do you want me to say it in Spanish?? No." I say. "YOU WILL MARRY ME!" The ugly dude says. "Nah I'd win" 😗 (idk what im saying. Im listening to ttpd cuz I forgot abt it and yes, im a swiftie 💀)

Zenistu POV:

She looked shocked, why? Is it my breath? Is it the ring? This ring was so much money though! "Erm. Naur" THE HOT BLONDE DECLINED ME?! HOW DARE SHE 😤 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! YOUR MEANT TO SAY YES!" That will get her to change her mind 🙄. "I mean no? Do you want me to say it in Spanish? No." WHAT?! SHES MEANT TO BE MINE! SHE WILL MARRY ME >:(. "YOU WILL MARRY ME!" Hah. Now she HAS to marry me. "Nah I'd win" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

Barbie POV:

"Fine I'll marry you." I just decided to say cuz I need a sugar daddy 😣 (IM CRYING SO LONG LONDON JUST CAME ON 😭😭😭) "REALLY?!" He said "sure 💀" I say 👹. "OK LETS FUCK RQ" he said?! Wat!!!!!????? He's just a brother to me! (Im drunk 😰). They fuck during their marriage in front of Nezuko and Ken 😼

DID U KNOW U NEED SPOTIFY PREMIUM TO LOOK AT LYRICS NOW?! OMFG I HATE SPOTIFY BUT I STILL USE IT SO I CAN GET A SPOTIFY WRAPPED !! 😭 time to go back to obbsessing over moths. Bye <3