gacha uwu ur mum baddie. (SATIRE BOOK)

Isabella (mommy 😩) x Jake From State Farm

Im back 😰 I literally uninstalled Wattpad by accident bc im an idiot but uh here's a new chapter also this is gonna be in the anime not the manga bc I haven't read all the manga yet 😔

Isabella POV: (ima just make it after the kids escape and ig Isabella lives in the human world now bc I forgot EVERYTHING 😭)

I was uh beating up a uh random child I found at the park. He was UGLYYYY.. Almost as ugly as uhhh hmmm Norman. (My ex bff favorite char so now I hate him :3) But the child's mother told me to stop.. How dare she! Maybe if she fucked a hotter dude, then I wouldn't have to do this. "Maybe you shouldnt of fucked a ugly dude 🙄" I told her. Then I brought out my gun, and shot the child 69 times. And then I used the match Emma used to burn the orphanage, to burn the child. The mother was mad :( But I just ran like Naruto and went to the nearest building, a State Farm building.

Jake POV:

I was sitting in my uh cookie monster gaming chair watching porn , when a HOT WOMEN WITH TITTIES RAN IN. "H-hi miss 😘" I said. WHY DID I STUTTER?! IM NOT A UWU EKITTEN 😣 "hi. Help me hide I just killed a child." The hottie said. "O-okay.. 😖" why am I helping a killer? Because im a simp. "follow me." I say, and I lead her into the closet (gay). Then we fuck. AND RAY HAS A BROTHER NOW >:3

Sorry its short like shinobu :( ray >> every other character in that show byeee ima go watch haikyu!! (idk if that even how u spell it :I nowwww