"Machine.. the condom broke," Gabriel hesitantly muttered.
V1 jolts up and stares at Gabriel inquisitively, before walking up to him and embracing his heavily armoured face in his robot hands. In a robotic voice, V1 comforts,
"Gabriel.. I do not care for your pregnancy, as long as you are okay, and not fat, I will always love you,"
9 months later...
As Gabriel was passionately playing the organ, with both hands (not edging), he felt a strange sensation in his stomach, a weird churning feeling that turned into an intense pain...
"MACHINE!!! ITS COMING!!!! THE BABYS COMING!!!"
Suspense filled the room, then suddenly a Maurice entered and began to perform a birth on Gabriel. 10 more appear in a hurry and gather around to help, making tiny incisions into Gabriel's stomach, and pulling out the... baby???
Out came a glowing red orb of a child, a beautiful sight to see. The midwife Maurices gather around the child to adore it while Gabriel slowly bled out. A red silhouette slowly crept into the room, while the midwives and father were distracted, trying to figure out what possibly could have happened to make the child come out red!
"Maybe its jaundice!" A Maurice says inquisitively.
"No, no, no, no! It must be skin cancer!" Another Maurice exclaims confidently.
"PLEASE! My children, stop... there is no reason to conspire about the colour of my child!!! This is c-clearly.. just.... uhm.... a case of a recessive gene! V1 is probably 20%... red?" Gabriel sternly shouts, avoiding V1's piercing gaze.
V1 waltzes over to the hospital bed which seemingly spawned out of nowhere when the Maurices had arrived, he was very very very pissed, and 0% freaky. Gabriel's eyes widened and he began to stutter erratically, the machine placed one finger pointing in the direction of the baby.
"That god damn red fucking baby is NOT mine! If I was 20% red, I'd be fucking purple!! Do I look like a drone to you?! Do I?!" V1 screams.
Gabriel begins to sob as he profusely apologises to V1 in short sporadic stutters, but the machine was having none of it!!!!!!! NONE!
"H-Hey guys.. this is uhhh... kiiiindaaaa.... a-awkward..?" says the ominous shadow in the corner of the room.
As the shade recessed back from over the shadowy figure, out came the one and only V2. Plot twist!!!! He hesitantly walked over to V1, trying to avoid as much tension and eye contact as possible, as he knew that as soon as Gabriel leaves the room, he will definitely attempt to murder him... pretty scary- amiright?
Gabriel weakly stands up from the bed, causing the room to go quiet instantly.
"Please, children... do not fight. This is my fault, I should have been faithful to my partner, as blue as he is, I still love him, and it is obvious he is not at fault..."
So everyone stops arguing and they all leave the room and go back to what they were doing, but the child is left and he is neglected by Gabriel and V1, as it is a constant reminder of Gabriel's unfaithfulness.
