"Could you please grab me one of the tampons we keep in the main bathroom for when we have afab guests?" Yells Phil, not sure where Dan is in the house.
Dan laughing, "What a bloody nose again?"
"Unfortunately, please hurry I don't want to lose too much blood. "
"Alright alright, I'm getting one now but only if we can have some fun after...." Dan says.
Phil sighs and agrees knowing how much Dan loves it when they play with blood....
Dan yells out "Did you remember to buy more after you put them in all our afab friends Christmas presents?"
"Oh yeah they may still be in the kitchen, hurry I can't stop it from getting everywhere much longer!"
Dan hurries into the kitchen and finds the shopping bags full of groceries Phil was meant to put away hours ago. He grumbles and hastily digs for them in the bags knowing he doesn't have much time.
Phil shouts, "What's taking so long?"
Dan considers giving him a lecture about not putting the shopping away, but decides against it, considering the limited window for him to be able to get what he desperately craves....
Dan runs in with the box and throws the wrapping everywhere trying to get one out of the box as fast as possible.
*tampons fly everywhere like confetti*
Phil claps.
Dan feels himself getting more excited for what's to come. Dan finally gets his butter fingers in order and gently inserts the tampon in Phil's nose, careful not to hurt Phil's tight nostril by pushing it too far in. He bites his lip fantasizing about what's going to happen when the bleeding stops.
About 10 minutes pass...
"I think it should have stopped by now it filled my bleeding hole so perfectly" says Phil. Dan, without saying a word, slowly tugs on the tampon string and it slides out easily. He gets closer so they are almost standing chest to chest and instructs Phil to tilt his head back. "May I?"
Phil nods awkwardly keeping his head back waiting for what to come next. Dan hands Phil the tampon string and says, "hold this for me." Phil grabs it and almost drops it, making Dan glare at Phil before giggling at his clumsiness.
He composes himself, and places his hands on his shoulders. Slowly moving in, he rubs the tip of his tongue around the entrance of Phil's once bleeding nose, before slowly inserting it to clean up the last of the blood before whispering in his ear, "Can't waste any, we don't get this opportunity often enough."
Phil slowly brings his head back down so he's looking Dan in the eyes and nods before pressing his forehead against Dan's. He slowly raises the tampon up to just in Dan's peripheral and generally swings it side to side, winks and says "Daniel don't forget it's good till the last drop."
Dan's eyes shift multiple times between him and the blood soaked tampon, before grabbing the tampon and dangling it above their mouths. "You first." He licks his lips and gently lowers it between them.
Phil sticks his tongue out to give a small lick, "You can have more than that, I feel like sharing today."
He grabs Phil's chin the tampon and slowly inserts the tip in Phil's mouth and instructs him to gently suck. Phil grabs Dan's hand and slowly removes the tampon from his mouth before going in for a kiss. Dan moans from being caught off guard, able to taste the blood on his boyfriend's lips.
Phil has never seen him this aroused so soon after starting this ritual. So he kisses him again, this time longer and more passionately. There is nothing he loves more than seeing his man this aroused.
Dan whispers in Phil's ear, "We need to do this more often. Tasting the residual blood in your mouth has, uh, really enhanced this."
Before Phil can say anything, Dan makes eye contact before sucking on the juicy, blood stained cotton taking it further than he allowed Phil.
Then suddenly.... They fuck nasty
Nope nope nope okay I'm fucking done I hope this proves a point to my pal on Tumblr (who inspired this fic) who probably doesn't want to be mentioned or even be friends after this lmao
If anyone needs me I'll be off questioning the meaning of life and everything and probably never writing anything ever again (unless you sick fucks want me to?!?....)
