Ehehehehe I'm gonna be telling my deepest darkest secrets (not rlly)
1) I love maths (idk why I guess it's just in my family's genes)
2) I hate science, English, Humanities, Digital Tech, Music class, and some sports
3)I care more about online friends than friends I can physically interact with unless it's my 3 ride or dies ❤️❤️❤️ I will literally die and kill for them and take the blame if they do anything Illegal and that's only cuz I get used by most of my physical friends and idk about the rest
4)I almost died thrice cuz I split my head open and had to get 8 stitches, I broke my nose and I fell into a waterfall
5) I've broken 13-15 bones (I'm not even surprised at this point-)
6)I've jumped into a -4 degree pool just to see if I could turn into a popsicle when I was 5 💀
7) I've jumped into a wall for some reason???? Like wtf was I thinking? That I could reach platform 9 & 3/4?
8) don't open my school locker I'm pretty sure a spider is in there and definitely don't open the person next to mine's locker cuz something died in there
9) gossip doesn't entertain me, students fighting with teachers does
10) if you call me embarrassing I'll just embarrass you further cuz I'm shameless af like rlly I'd sing cat and dog till the end at the top of my lungs without giving a fuck about other's opinions and will do anything as long as it's legal
11) I'm boring irl unless you wanna go bungee jumping, sky diving, deep see diving, theme park, water parks or go anywhere beautiful that doesn't take too long to walk
12) I can only play basketball cuz of my height literally that's the only reason I get picked my height ain't a joke
13) I love sleep so I will wake you up at 2am due to insomnia but if you dare wake me up at 2pm oh you might as well say goodbye to ur friends and family
14) I'm the friend who's good at everything without trying Istg I rlly am
15) I'm middle child in every friend group
16)I'm an extra person who happens to look better in winter clothes so when you meet me I'll probably be in a puffer jacket wearing all black sunglasses and a cap.
17) my birthday's next monthI hate it 🙃
18) I'm rlly pretty it just depends on my hairstyle
19) girls with too much make up at my school scare me they legit look like grandmas and I'm not judging all of the ones who wear makeup cuz I do too but like theirs a girl younger than me but she looks 40-
20) istg the teachers are misogynistic and biased at my school like I'm actually one of the very few students who hasn't back talked to any of them and I could if I wanted to I just don't want to be in detention again it's fucking boring and when I request one thing from these fuckers they ignore it plus I have toxic friends in that class and I'm genuinely depressed when I'm not at home anymore the only reason I leave the house if it's not school is to go to a movie or go somewhere with my family to a place that's not in Melbourne or somewhere with my 3 soulmates
21) adding to the last point I've been in depression for 2 years and have been hiding it I haven't self harmed or anything but I have slept for various hours on repeat and it's not a healthy amount I haven't tried to commit yet nor have I opened up to anyone outside of online ppl but it's not like they actually know me in real life or enough info about me
22) the only reasons I haven't committed yet is because my parents, sisters and 3 besties
23) on a positive note I have 77 plushies that I'm not sharing cuz THEYRE MINE AND IF YOU DEAR TO TOUCH THEM ILL ATTACK YOU WITH MY BREAD PLUSHIE OR UNLEASH THE CAT THAT LIVES IN MY HOUSE
24) I love both cats and dogs but big dogs scare me and cats in general are terrifying they're cute but after owning one I can tell you, you no longer rule the house the cat does-
25) since nobody decided to put me in EAL my English sucks and will alter from Hindi to English whenever we meet so if a say something like: mere ko bhuk lagihe pls tell me I'm speaking in Hindi so I can talk in English after I remember the words in English again and for that exact reason I might stutter make up words and why I am in speech therapy-Yeah bye 😘
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Random shit I feel like people should know about me
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