Problematic things i did as a child

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by Yeonderella_Official

by Yeonderella_Official

1) i jumped into a wall-

I'm not even kidding there's a dent in the wall in our house in India that we didn't fix and it's the size of a 4 year old like Hogwarts ain't real tf was i tryna do-

2)I jumped into a -4 degree pool in snow season in Victoria-

Again tf was i tryna accomplish? Becoming a popsicle? So I remember this cuz i was traumatised afterwards and now my body turns purple in the cold-

3) I ate chalk, okay so this is explainable because my mom said theirs some healthy mineral in chalk and if a baby ate it it would be fine as long as it wasn't a huge chunk. I was 5 okay i thought my mom really meant it later when I told her I ate it she said "PAGAL LADKI MAINHE TUMHE YE ISLIE BATAYAA TAK TUM DARO NAH!" (Meaning: crazy girl i told you this so you wouldn't get scared)

4) i ate soap-

I'm clearly alive so it didn't do anything to me and I was 4 so yeah, anyways my face was itchy I was washing my hands and i scratched in but the soap went in my mouth and me being a crackpot 4 year old i swollowed it and this was literally traumatising so I remember it tasting bitter with a twinge of sweet-

5) i licked glue on impulsive thought and again I was like 6 or something-

6) enough of the eating now fun fact I could speak Hindi and Marathi at the age of 2. i actually have a video to prove this but my family are in the background so yeah

7) i got my leg stuck in a window and it got swollen for three months. Don't ask i don't even know I was like three and that shit scared the hell outta me i never went near that window again-

8) I've broken over 15 bones including my nose-

When I say I was a problem and clearly a middle child i mean it. I broke it while rollerskating also I've broken fingers, toes and many heavy things have fallen on my arms so yeah that's why they were broken

9) adding to point number 8 last to last summer I fell into a waterfall and I broke my knee and left pinky and ring finger so yeah 😃

💀 another fun fact I have videos of most of these-