After Pastor Paul’s beautiful songs, two men dressed in shiny pink tuxedos brought out a pole. Everyone in the pews murmured in confusion as to what this pole was for. Pastor Paul walked off the stage as Barbie Girl by Aqua started playing. About 30 seconds later a spotlight appeared as Pastor Paul ripped through the curtain that was behind the pole. Everyone gasped at the sight of a man they see every Sunday and in town wearing thigh high black stilettos and a black latex dress. Pastor Paul yelled in excitement to the people, “C’mon ladies and gentlemen, grab a partner and dance along! Colonel, you’re with me!” Everyone paired up and started dancing along to the songs that played.
Colonel Sanders Perspective:
I gazed into his big, shimmering brown eyes and he gazed back into mine. We intertwined with our hands as he gripped the pole and started to spin. My golly gosh he is so hot…
Pastor Paul Perspective:
I think I’m gay.
Narrative Perspective:
After the party started to die back down, all the people sat back down into the pews, and the service ended with Pay getting their dehomotization. Pay became a cishet Christian that day.
