Colonel Sanders logged onto the Christian Minecraft Server, as he does every Sunday morning for Sunday service. Pastor Paul’s birthday was on Tuesday! Colonel Sanders had bought him a black Bugatti, to show his love for Pastor Paul. Colonel Sanders had liked Pastor Paul for longer than he could remember, and he decided it was long enough and he was going to act on his impulsive thoughts. Colonel Sanders walked into the church and greeted Pastor Paul with a smile. “Hi Pastor. Good morning, ain’t it?”, Colonel Sanders said. “Yes, fine morning indeed. Ready for today’s service? You’ll need a partner. We will be doing a Christian dance. Wanna be my partner?”, Pastor Paul said. “Yes, of course!” “Cool, I’ll see you when the service begins. I have to go prepare.” “Alright, see you later.”, Colonel Sanders stated as he walked to the pews and sat down. Colonel Sanders started to fidget and sweat as he thought about dancing with such a manly and handsome man as Pastor Paul was, and always had been in the mind of Colonel Sanders. Pay walked into the church and sat down next to Colonel Sanders. “Hi Colonel. How are you this morning?” “Great. How about you?”, Colonel Sanders asked. “I’m fine. Just here to cleanse my soul from the homosexuality!” “Ah yes, the weekly cleansing! You must get that done, best of luck. I know you can’t stand to dehomotized but being gay is a sin and you must cleanse.”, Colonel Sanders said, not knowing he was secretly gay and in love with Pastor Paul. As the church service started, Pastor Paul arose to the stage and started singing Christian hymns majestically. Colonel Sanders watched in awe as Pastor Paul sang the most beautiful prayer song Colonel Sanders’ ears had ever heard.
