One-Shot BKDKBK Fanfic Collection

OS34: Free Ride

Note: Hello! I'm still alive~ lol. I had so much fun writing this dkbk one-shot of mine. hehe. I hope y'all will like it as much as I did!
Enjoy!

Slightly Edited.
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Katsuki was waiting for the Uber he booked and then minutes later, a car stopped in front of him.

Thinking it was his Uber, he opened the door unceremoniously and went inside. He didn't utter a single word to the driver or even glance at the said driver.

He was busy with his phone since he was having an intense argument with his blockmate and friend, Mina.

"This bitch..." He grumbled, annoyed, "I already told her it was Mr. Tape dispenser who the Half n' half bastard's been fucking with and not the professor with the shitty hair."

He was five minutes into the heated argument and in the car when his phone chimed, and he got a notification.

There, in his notification bar, is the Uber app logo. It stated that he just received a message.

When Katsuki clicked it, he was directed to the app and, yeah.

There was a message.

... from his supposed Uber driver.

Huh?

[ UDriver: I'm here. ]

What?

What the fuck?

Katsuki stills, brows furrowing as he stares at the message he just received. "What the fuck do you mean 'I'm here'...?" He said out loud, confused.

That was the time when he noticed that the car he'd been riding for five minutes wasn't moving.

Swallowing thickly, he slowly looked up.

His red eyes went comically wide when he saw the person sitting in the driver's seat...

...who was fucking staring at him, and the fact that Katsuki didn't even notice him this entire time is fucking horrifying.

It's surely going to be Mina's fault if he gets killed today.

"Uh, hi."

If Katsuki wasn't frozen in place, he would've jumped out of his skin.

But, ah... Wait.

That voice.

God damn...

Plus, the freckles. There's a lot of fucking freckles dusting that handsome face. And, and that smile...

Holy shit.

"Holy shit..."

Katsuki heard the handsome man with dark green hair and green eyes chuckle, his eyes (with the most beautiful eye color Katsuki had ever seen in his entire life) staring at him in confused amusement now.

Hah...

'He's not just handsome, he sounds so hot, too...' Katsuki thought to himself.

What?

Katsuki felt his neck and ears started heating up in embarrassment and gay fucking panic.

Fuck.

"Fuck. Uh, shit. Sorry. Thought this was my Uber. Goddamn- I mean, fuck. Argh! Shi- fuc- I! I will leave now. Goodbye."

He tried to pretend some part of his body wasn't burning and hide his embarrassment by frowning as he hastily opened the car door but was stopped by a big, calloused hand grabbing him gently on his shoulder.

"Wait!" The handsome man smiled sheepishly when Katsuki whipped his head to look back at him in confusion.

He was hyperaware of how the man was much closer to his personal space than he was just a minute ago. Actually, the handsome green-haired man had already been invading his personal space since he didn't let go of Katsuki's shoulder even though he already got his attention.

"What?" Katsuki asked with his left eyebrow raised, yet he didn't do anything to brush the other man's hand away from him.

He even settled back on his seat with his body facing the green-haired man, his ears ready to listen and eyes ready to appreciate the man's whole being.

Mina would probably shake him and slap his shoulder (or ass if he's unfortunate enough) while screeching like a fucking hyena for acting like a thirsty bitch right now.

But who could blame him though?

This man has an out-of-this-world level of handsome face.

And Katsuki's parched.

He's been deprived for so long - fuck it.

"You mentioned how you thought I was your Uber," The man started, "How about you tell me where you are heading, and I give you a free ride there?"

Katsuki stared at the man in front of him in disbelief, waiting for him to take back what he just said but the green-haired man was just also staring back at Katsuki patiently.

Did he hear him right?

The fuck?

Wait.

What was he supposed to do next?

Fuck.

He forgot since it had been nearly four months since the last time he got to do some shit like this.

Fuck Uni.

Fuck Mina.

Fuck this man.

"Your house, I guess."

Oh, fuck him!

"I mean! No! Not to your house, what the fuck? I mean, I was supposed to go to Aldera University since I have two minor classes today."

Katsuki wanted to blow up this car with them inside.

Why is he so goddamn embarrassing?

The man laughs at his gay panics. How dare he?! If his laugh wasn't that fucking sexy and his face not that handsome, Katsuki would've punched him in the face.

"I mean, if you want..." The man said with an honest-to-God innocent smile plastered on his face as if he didn't just say something suggestive.

"Hah?!"

Katsuki watched as the man was almost close to tears from laughing at him.

This handsome fucking asshole...

"I'm sorry, you're just too cute, I can't help it." The man said before letting go of Katsuki's shoulder and grabbing the stirring wheel instead with his eyes still on Katsuki, "So, let's go?"

Katsuki should probably say no and get out of the car as fast as possible. This man could be a serial killer, a crazy psycho, or some shit, and he'd probably get in danger because, duh! He didn't know this man, whom he just accidentally met minutes ago, at all.

And yet, instead of doing what he was supposed to do, Katsuki just shrugged his shoulders before answering the man with, "I guess."

The man smiled at Katsuki and then he started the engine of his car, "Nice. I'm Izuku, by the way."

"Katsuki," Is all Katsuki's reply because how the fuck can this man's name sound so hot, too?

What the actual fuck is wrong with him?!

"Katsuki, hm? Pretty. It's nice to finally know your name. Please fasten your seatbelt, sweetie." The man had the nerve to fucking wink at him and Katsuki was going to explode any moment now.

Somebody stops him.

"Don't tell me what to do!" Katsuki glared at the man even though he knew his ears and neck were turning red before looking down and doing what he was told to do and then he turned his phone on after.

Katsuki searched for Mina's contact, which he found easily as she was the only person Katsuki had been constantly exchanging messages with, while grumbling to himself.

He composed a slightly longer-than-usual message for her in case of emergency and if ever something bad happened to him before clicking the send button, and immediately turning his phone off.

[ Bitch #1: If I ever get killed today, just know that I am with a very handsome green-haired man with the most beautiful green eyes right now. He doesn't look like a crazy psycho, there was definitely no negative aura, but who knows? He's super fucking handsome though, so I'd probably let him kill me without much protest if he's really a psycho killer. Idk. I just want to inform you. Bye, bitch. ]

Luckily, the handsome man- or Izuku, did not bring him to an abandoned warehouse or to a forest far away from the city to end his life and chop-chop his body, because after 20 minutes, they arrived at Katsuki's university.

Katsuki started undoing the seatbelt but, like he was in some kind of a cliché, romance fucking drama, it didn't budge. He did his best without the other man noticing his struggles, he tugged and clicked and pressed multiple times ranging from the gentlest to the most aggressive, pissed-off force, and yet...

"Oh, for the love of all the fucking Gods!"

He's going to fucking slice or cut this seatbelt, he swear-

"Let me," Izuku said before leaning in towards him, his hands coming up but stopped midway as he stared at Katsuki's eyes, "Please?"

Oh, fuck him...

No! Not like that! Fuck you!

"Just so you know, I don't need your shitty help, you just insist." Katsuki said through greeted teeth before looking away when Izuku smiled knowingly (okay, what the actual fuck was that?) at him and proceeded to undo his seatbelt.

Once all is done and they got out of the car, Katsuki just noticed Izuku's fucking car.

It was one of the sexiest models ever created by his favorite car brand.

And he had been riding it cluelessly for more than 10 minutes!

What the ever-loving fuck?

Do you think proposing right now would be weird? No? Should he get down on his knees?

Wait- No, no, no. That's... no. Should he get down on /one/ knee? That! That one.

Should he?

Okay, fuck.

He needs to stop being a closeted goddamn fucking dork.

Katsuki faced Izuku after staring at his car for a hot minute and said, "Thank you for the ride."

Izuku shakes his head lightly with a smile on his face.

"My pleasure," The handsome man said smoothly, easily towards the now glaring Katsuki.

God...

He cannot handle this handsome man. (He's going to explode because seriously, why in the ever-loving fuck does his heart have been doing backflips inside of his chest?!)

"I'm going now. Bye," Katsuki grumbled instead since there was nothing left to say, and he started walking towards the entrance of Aldera.

"Wait, Katsuki." Izuku called him, and when he faced him again, Izuku waved his hand that was holding his phone, "Can I get your number, please? I'm willing to be your personal 'Uber' driver. Y'know, free rides."

And isn't that great?

Just because of an accident (him being a fucking dumbass) he got himself a good deal.

If this goes well, he will not just get free rides but also a handsome fucking boyfriend with an equally handsome car.

He would never have to ride an Uber again.

"Thought you'd never ask."

Katsuki hit the fucking jackpot.

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[ Queen Bitch: You're such a slut, I hope you get fucked. ]
[ Queen Bitch: Don't turn your phone off, bitch. How am I supposed to track your ass?! ]
[ Queen Bitch: Enjoy and rest in peace. ]

Seen.

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