Hello this is the story of my life, as you will be able to tell, later on, I'm not normal AT ALL. I like to say that I'm a little insane. So here we go (I suggest that you hold on tight because this story is going to be as WaCk as I am) !!!!!
Ahh.. school. The worst place in life, truly a prison. Accept for fish they need to stay in school so Mr. Shark doesn't come and rip every single little fish head off and DEVOUR THEM UNTILL.... woah, getting off topic. So, yeah school.. bad. Well i guess its not too bad because I can see my friends. My friends aren't ... scratch that...My friends are...ughh... Oh! (perfect description!!!) Their like a Ho-Ho carried on the wings of an eagle, over some big wall in a place called China?, then transported to the good old United States. Translation: Their too hard to describe but if you get to know them, they're FRICKING AWESOME!!! Here is a list of some of my best friends!
Chris
Angel
Jen
Brian
Makena
Randy
Harrison
And that's in no particular order (yes it is, no it isn't, ya huh!, shut up self... okay...) because if it was these things would happen to me by these people
Chris: would kill me with the pet porcupine he keeps on his head
Angel: would somehow plant a bomb inside me somewhere and just wait for it to explode (evil)
Jen: I have NO clue what she would do nor (haha nor..) do I want to...
Brian: would shoot me then put me in a bag then burn the bag then throw the burnt bag into the ocean and wait for MR. SHARK TO POP UP AND EAT ....... there I go again...
Makena: would destroy the living heck out of me by stabbing (and stabbing and stabbing and stabbing) my arm in french class.
Randy: would "EAT MY BABIES!!!"
Harrison: destroy my social, physical, mental, and religious life...
So yup its in NO order!!
Well since I told you what my friends are like at my school, I should tell you an average day there. So here we go!
I was getting off the bus when I saw Randy eating someone's baby. Normal day. Then I walked in the door and saw my friend Micky. Ca-Kaahh! And there goes Micky, being carried away by a giant flying turtle. Then I saw Chris by his locker. He was petting his porcupine and giving him a geometry book.
I'm in Algebra and thats one math class ahead of my grade, but Chris is in Geometry. That's two ahead, and I think I know how he got in that class.
I think he gives his porcupine a cheat sheet to a test, and then the porcupine memorizes the answers to the test, and sucks on Chris's head then he the porcupine throws up the answers into Chris's brain and then he knows the answers. I need to get me a porcupine!
I walked farther down the hall and saw Brian. Brian is really boring, or so that's what everybody thinks, but not me noooo..! I think he is an undercover super spy ninja guy! He's just hiding it from everybody in the school, except me, because I can tell when people are undercover super spy ninja guys!
Then I saw Angel, but she is definitly not an angel! She looks goth, but loves life. She eats ALOT but is as skinny as a toothpick split down vertically. Then given to Brian to use his ninja skills to make the half of a toothpick skinnier. She is scary at sometimes. Like, her look says "Do what I say or I'm going to feed you to Mr. Shark." But I got news for you Angel, RANDY ATE MR. SHARK'S BABIES, SO IN 4-5 YRS. MR. SHARK IS GOING TO DIE, AND NO ONE CAN CONTINUE THE FAMILY BID-NESS! So hahaahaaa!
Then I was off to Social Studdies with Mr. Bling BLING! and Ms. Marshin. Mr. B B! was teaching us how to disco today, but who likes to disco? Then, Ms. Marshin asked us if we have ever been to Mars... WTF!?!?! But what I saw that nobody else didn't, was when her scarf fell off and she had two antennas coming out of the sides of her neck. Then towards the end of class Chris's porcupine jumped off his head and attacked Mr. Bling BLING!. First period, awesome!
Second period was boring. Sewing. Need I say more.
Third period was gym. It was horrible untill Jen grew 50 ft tall and threw the gym teachers off to that China place with the big wall...? Then, the flying turtle came through the hole Jen made in the ceiling. Then out of the corner of my eye, I saw some sixth grade girl pull out her phone and start to "revenge" prank call Micky. Wow, I wonder what happened.
Fourth period was L.A. with Mrs. Shirts. A bunch of my friends are in that class. So it was pretty fun! Angel was staring at Micky with that look I told you about. And-Oh bye Micky! Well yeah it was fun.
Fifth was Lunch. And it was sooooooo cool, like always. Everybody sits at my table except for Makena. I have no idea where she went. She used to sit there but now she dosen't. I think she's still there, but she is hiding....shhhhh!
Sixth Period was French and Chris and Makena sit beside me. Makena sat there the whole time with a pencil stabbing my arm and scribbling on my note book saying "Je Maple Syrup". Why? I have no clue. And Chris was answering questions like crazy, then he would rub his porcupine.
Makena is very short, I think its because she was playing with a chemical when she was little and it made her shrink to the size of a pineapple and she is a little like a pineapple too. How? Have you ever played catch with a pineapple? (I have, not one of my better ideas) It is pointy and stabby. Stabby, Makena. Matches up doesn't it?
Seventh and Eighth were pretty boring. Math and Science. Uggghhhh.... I hate work. So thats what i do in school everyday.
