I'm fucking bored so don't ask questions lol
I was in a totally abusive relationship with Russia, idk why but I still loved him
Until I found oil.
I've been secretly cheating with him with my beautiful lovely exclusive OIL
Idk how but I once had sex with oil
Don't ask how lmao
And if I did thyat that means I tossed the line so here goes nothing
"Hey commie" I said as I entered his room that was totally filled with vodka and depressed pictures of him and his dad
I made fun of him bcuz he's fatherlesss BAHAHAHAHAAHAH
okay I should shut up
"Hi stinky finky bitch ass whore cunt shit! Stop calling me commie or else I'll 👹👹👿☠️🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬!!!" He spoke in emoji, I was surprised and shocked.
"You freak can speafks emogi!!!" I screamed and ran outside where ouil was waiting for me, I hugged oil when Russia suddenly came outside. His expression was betrayAl
"I'm so SKIBIDI Ohio rizz sorry sigma mew GIGA CHAD RUSSIA!" I apologized in a 7 year old apology, k started to sob but thankfully oil hugged me in comfort.
"🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬😡😡😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤡😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿!!!" Russia cried in emogi, he seemed so depressed and emo and furry ugly now.
Just like his father! He has no idea I fuckedhdh his father after WW2 lol
Wait no I DIDRNY SAY THAT
NONONONONONONO TR AND SOVIET FUCKED AND HAD THISE 17 KIDS (R7ssia, Ykraine, Belarus, Estonia, Latvia, Modova, Lithuania, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistana, Terkmenistan, Gerogia, Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan, Andorra, and finally West & East Germany. I actually didn't look up what are the 15 USSR republics cuz I have gud memories lol)
"Russia leave me and Oil alone or else I will sue you for nothing!" I hissed like a snek to him, he better go away betorr I annoys him with SKIBIDI OHIO GIGA SIGMA RESPECT CHAD 🇹🇩 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
"I TOUSGHT U LOVED ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!" He cried before turning into a black demon and flying off.
"Amerika owes merry me!!" Oil begged, I rejected him and that wuts the worst decision of me tife.
better post this before my phone dies on me lol /yes I'm very bored
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