Please help me, I forgot about this book again. Might as well finish it with two more chapters.
✨OIL✨ and the 🔪USA🔪 finally 😵THREW😵 tHEIR 💞WEDDING💞, all the 👦US STATES👦 were 🙋INVITED🙋 along with 🔥OTHER PINCHE COUNTRIES/PROVINCES/CITIES/TERRITORIES THAT ARE WAYYY TOO MANY TO MENTION🔥
✨💸 Do not worry, everything in this wedding was used with 🔪SOVIET'S WALLET🔪 💸✨
🌝Everything was FINE ASS HELL, EVERYONE HAD A GOOD TIME! Even 🗿VATICAN CITY🗿 WAS INVITED TO BE THE PRIEST🌚
¡¡¡¡When everyone arrived, it was 🕢TIME🕢 TO START THE 🔥CEREMONY🔥!!!!
The wonderful, small but good-looking priest sighed. France was sobbing at the sight of this! It reminded him of him and Baget The 1st's first wedding! (Don't even question what happened to all the other Bagets' ⌐╦╦═─)
America was dying of so much joy inside! He couldn't wait to see his beautiful husba- I mean, is Oil even a man or woman? Whatever "HE IS THE DEFINITION OF FREEDOM ANYWAYS SO HE GETS TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"
Oil came down the aisle, as France started screaming of so much joy (even though America isn't even related to him). The French man "accidentally" smacked the Englishman in the face so they started an arguement lmao
That didn't matter though, America's eyes were on his sexy Oil barrel!! 😻😻😻💸💸💸😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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Oil slowly walked down the aisle which would take about, according to my scientific calculations, it would take 5551 light years for Oil to get the fuck up here already, so let's skip to the beautiful words!!
"United States of America, do you take Oil Barrel as your beloved oily wife?-" 🗿Vatican City🗿 asked, very slowly and almost at the edge of crying because he's the only normal one in this whole fucking book. America screamed, shouting "YES! I DO!!"
🗿Vatican🗿 took 6 light years of silence, in disapoinment, he asked Oil Barrel the same thing. "Oil Barrel, do you take the United States of America as your beloved, most stupid husband?" 🗿Vatican🗿 asked Oil Barrel, "YES, I FUCKING DO!!" Oil Barrel screeched.
They kissed and at the end of the day when they were leaving, they walked down the streets when a bus ran over them.
The end.
Achievement unlocked! - Good Ending of Amerika x Oil
