requested by nobody😝😝😝
this exists solely because there's like 0 FICS ABOUT FLESHCOUSIN?!!
and also because the ones I could find r smut like babe isn't that selfcest in a way😟
anyway fleshcousin is my #1 npc 💕
summary: uuh idk it's about fleshcousin😋
characters: fleshcousin, infected/kasper.
dialogue only characters: bive, gnarpy, Mark, poob, pest, prototype, split, unpleasant and split.
BTW this serves as a short teaser for what my new book will be about that I said I was gonna start working on lodldkd (yes I'm making a fleshcousin au >v<)
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3RD PERSON:
Every NPC that boarded the elevator had their own opinions on the strange shapeshifter with slurred speech. There were people like Gnarpy and Infected who were very intrigued by it, whether that be about its species (gnarpy) or how cool it looks when it isn't mimicking people's appearance (infected), but most of them had their own opinions.
But their opinions don't matter.
Because they don't even know fleshcousin, do they?
What they see is a disgusting looking copycat who can't talk properly and has no concept on personal space.
But it's more than that.
"What an intelligent being."
"My ZAPPER would make a great hazte out of you."
"U t4lk s0 DeRpy L0LZ"
"This guys gonna drive me bonkers..."
"ur so randum!!"
"Don't speak so loud."
"I've researched your kind before!"
"Did you slip on a banana or something?"
"..."
"you look like you're in dire need of some assistance."
But it didn't need assistance.
It doesn't need anybodies assistance.
All it needed was a time machine.
___FLASHBACK__8 YEARS AGO
Kasper helplessly wondered around the streets with his flyers in hand, wiping an endless stream of tears from his eyes. He looked over the missing poster he'd made one more time before starting to hang them up.
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MISSING - DEAD OR ALIVE?
KAI LAVARAK
*photo here*
DATE OF BIRTH: 3rd of June, 2001.
LAST SEEN: 4th of September, 2016.
LAST SEEN DOWN MBN LANE - 132, 18:34.
IF FOUND PLEASE CALL *********
£1500 CASH PRIZE REWARD
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He sighed. Why was he so stupid? He let this happen. Why didn't he save him- he was right there. Right there when it happened. Right there when he heard the blood curdling scream belonging to his best friend when he got dragged away.
Why didn't he do anything.
They could've been practicing their skateboarding tricks right now. They could've been hanging out right now. He could've been showing him his guitar skills right now.
But no.
He was hanging up missing posters of him.
And it was all his fault.
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no word count cuz this isn't a chapter ehehwh
this is a teaser for my new fleshcousin au >-<
ik ur wondering so here u go:
Kai is a character made by me who is the human form of fleshcousin in my AU. I'll explain more in depth when I release it, but, I'll do a basic explanation lol
In my AU, fleshy wasn't always a weird shapeshifter. Fleshy used to be a regular human who was best friends with Kasper since birth, and got captured because of a misunderstanding and got experimented on. He got mutated and tested on into the weird fleshcousin we know today💕
Also, for my au I use the little bit of lore in flehscousins Wikipedia page as a huge attribute. This tiny bit of lore being:
"FleshCousins can technically come in any color."
I've always found this SUPER interesting loldlol
Mainly because we only have a grey one. And grey is a default color, right? And fleshy has a default smile.
So, I've been thinking, does each color have a different face for it?? =P
Idk, I think I'm gonna add that into my AU too, because in Bives dialogue she says "I keep seeing you and your friends where I have my current hideout."
HMMM.. THERES A PACK OF THEM??
IN DIFFERENT COLORS TOO?
is there a rainbow fleshcousin
HM.
okay I'm done now that's all you get lol😈🫵
bye bye mwa mwa💕💕
