Rishi was suddenly awakened by his mother, Neil Gaiman.
" WAKE UP RISHY BOY YOU FINNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL CUH!! 😭🙏🙏🙏"
she shouted, that was abnormal because usually she would just sit on her fat fucking arse and neglect her children.
"B-B-BUT MUMMY.... I NO NO WANNA🙏"
Rishi stuttered cutely, shitting himself in the process.
"NO FUCK OFF YA GAY WANKER" Neil shouted offensively.
Rishi groggily got up, wanting to backflip off a building but that wouldn't be very lana deal rey coquette of him.
He skipped showering because he's a smelly twat and put on his favourite outfit.
It was a gay little maid costume with a cat shaped cutout on the chest area laced with pink sparkly bows, most importantly though, his 𝙈𝙄𝙆𝙐 𝘽𝙄𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍.
He flew with his twinky little fairy wings all the way to school. He shat 57 times on the way there.
"Hey bbg 😈" a deep smexy voice spoke, Rishi looked up and saw an extremely overweight blonde man.
"H-h-hey boris daddy 🥺" Rishi Sunak said, shocked to see one of his discord alphas.
He looked around and soon realised, almost everyone there ( yes even some teachers ) were his alpha daddies.
"ah poo" he thought, mentally preparing himself for the oncoming drama this may cause.
