minion in me

meeting minion

my namne is tifgany smith i am the head cheerleadr at BIG TIDDY HIGH SCHOOL. i am so popular, everybone loves me. i am have blonde hair and vary tan skin and big bobbies. inever get a zit because i am perfect and my mom and adad love me a lot amore than my brother hes just  LSOER.

today is the sday of the big cheer leader tryouts everyone who is anyone wants to be on the team but only a few will make itl. my friends clockface and david stand with me on the football fiels. david is a igrl even though she has a boy name it is ok we like her anyway. she is also very popular beecause she is very rich and buys people sthings so they ahve to be nice to her. clockface is very beautiful and very smart and good at math ashe is so cool and everone loves her but they love me more. we are standing on the football frield ready to watch the tryouts and decide. who gets to be a cheerleader and who does not.

if you are  a cheerleader at BIG TIDDY HIGH SCHOOL it automatically makes you a part of the popluar crew so we have to be velry careful about who we let on the squad. they have to be hot and fierce beause we cant have uglies and losers running thes school! 

 NESXT! i yesll . this girl was a good cheerleade but she was too ugly.

NEXAT! i yell avgain. this girl was very fexlible but she had braces. yu8k!

YOURE IN ! i say ! this girl is not SUPER good ta cheers but she is so hot that everyone will say ok to her.

NEXT i! this girl was just 2 creepy she was emo and like my chemical romance. YICK...

ALL OF A SUDDNE

a small yellow  figure evmergedfrom the fog that covered the football field. sh3 had big tiddies and a lucsious booty. she was very short and her skin was yello like a nice juicy ripe banana. clockface and david looked at each other and made a yuck face but i was entracned. she was so beautiful. she looked lieka  cheese puff. 

"ew what si THAT? NEXT!" SAID CLOCKFACE

i turned around and punched her in the jaw.

"that is beautiful,' i whsiper. "DONT you dare say that. that is so hot."

they look at me.

"tahts gay.. why r u so into herr'?" david asked

I punced her too. "it si snot gay i am not a homo i must thing she is a good fit for the team. YOURE ON THE TEAM " I YELL TO HER BEFORE SHE EVEN BEGINS HER TRYOUT. WE MKEA eye contact. tears well up in my eyes and i turn and run, sobbing, all the way home.