minion in me

hubsand?

i walk into school the next day. i do not know what happened last night- i was so horned up after practice athat i totally thought i was painting my nails with a minions body! i tell myself that it was all imaginary. this hot cheer puff did not REAL sneak into my home and hide in my nail posish. that would mean she had  a crush on me! BUT SHE NEVJER WOULD I AM NOT WORTHY I AM THE HOTTEST GIRL IN ALL OF BIG TITTY HIGH SCHOOL AND EVEN STILL I AM NOT WORTHY OF THAT ROUND AND PUFFY LITTLE YELLOW BODY OH MY GOD I AM SO WET THINKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW. 

I LOOK DOWN AT MY YELLOW NAILS. TO MY SURPRISE, TWO EYES BLINK UP AT MY FROM MY TUMBNAIL. ah. i scream!

what the POOP!i keep screaming and run into the bathroom for igrls. wht the hekc is going on with my nails. a little mouth peeps out from amy nails and s ays "heregle bergel banana hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop hopp hopp deep dop doop" he says in a mean voice. 

"what? what are you talking about i am not trying to steal hyour wife what the fuck are you talking about dude man,:" i say, trying to act cfool,. but i am not actually calm my heart is RACING LIKE A RACE HORSE OR A RACE CAR OR SOMETHING ELSE MAYBE. suddenly BOOM CRASH BANG the toilet flushes and the stall opens out walks MINION FROM CHEER TEAM HER NAME IS NORMA. 

"norma." i breathe, my heart BEATING EVEN MMORE OH MY GOSH! WHY THIS! I AM IN LOVE NOT REALLY BECAUSE I m not a homo but SERIOUSLY I AM KIND OF INTO THIS CHICK MINION. 

SHE LOOKS AT MY NAILS and her fae gets angry. she starts yelling at them, grabbing my hand and beating my fingers into a bloody pulp. i scream for her to stop but she will not. she has started and she will nt sotp. why! why norma! 

she stops herself, her eyes fiery and instense, shaking out her fists from all the punching.

"norma, i whisper. "what was that."

she looks deep into my eyes and opens her mouth.

"heebdo doodoo poopoo ding dong dang" she responds her dark voice dark and sensual. 

"Oh i say understanding mnow you really are his wife!"

she nods and i understand 

"he is a dick so u do no t like him and he wants u 2 be his wife forever bt u need 2 b free like a bird u need love u need PUSSY" i cover my mouth! did i really juts say that? i have to go i say to normal and i run OUT OF THE BATHROOM i cannot believer :_*((