DCAS shits and giggles

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(After DCAS Episode 7)

*Aki made a group chat*
*Aki added 20 members*
*Aki named chat: DCAS*

Fiore: FFS ANOTHER GROUPCHAT?

Ashley: Well I'll be!

Grett: You don't need to talk like that through the phone yk

Jake: Oh hey everyone!

Fiore: HEYYY TWINKY BOYYYY

Jake: Shut up Fiore, I think you've forgotten it's you on the bus of losers right now.

Fiore: And I think you've forgotten it's gonna be you next, you should've trusted me dumbass!

Hunter: Damn I'm kinda happy I was voted out now, I don't have to deal with magenta team's shit.

Alec: Everybody's happy you got voted out.

Ally: Fr

Hunter: ALLY UR AGREEING?

Ally: Have you not been watching the show-

Hunter: I was streaming🥲

Tess: Ally if you need to talk I'm here

Ally: I'm alright Tess, thanks

Connor: Aw, you three are still really cute.

Hunter: Thanks man.

Riya: Connor!😁

Connor: Ew. Don't talk to me.

Riya: Ugh, What!?

Alec: HA

Connor: A certain friend taught me that you'll never change, if you want to be this way then I'm letting you go.

Lake: YES CONNOR

Miriam: FINALLY

Jake: Hey Miriam!

Miriam: Hello Jake.

Ashley: Was that letter you apparently wrote true?

Miriam: Yes , everything in the letter

Riya: I can't believe you gave them that letter Connor😒

Connor: Anything to mess up ur game

Alec: 💀

Yul: Lol suck it Curry muncher

Alec: WOAH

Fiore: WHAT

Aiden: Why am I not surprised...

Riya: RACIST BITCH

Yul: 🙄

Grett: Darling, maybe don't say such things online

Yul: I didn't ask for your input.

Grett: Sorry...😅

Tom: Who's gonna tell her she needs to dump his ass

Ellie: You just said it dumbass sheriff himbo

Gabby: Ellie...

Ellie: Sorry (To Gabby not Tom)

Tom: Wow

Gabby: I guess it works 😃

Fiore : Anyway changing the horrible subject, y'all saw me roast everyone before I left right?

Miriam: Ngl that was funny

Jake: MIRIAM!

Fiore: LMAO EVEN THE OLD HAG AGREES WITH ME

Miriam: BUT IT WAS FUNNY ICL

Alec: What did she even say?😭

Jake: Uh-

Fiore: CONGRATS ASHLEY, YOU HAVE GULLIBLE ASS JAKE WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER, JAKE'S JUST TOO STUPID TO SEE HE'S ALREADY LOST, AND JAKE, I HOPE SCARFACE AND SKUNKHAIR DO A LITTLE MORE THAN KISSING NEXT TIME, SAD I WON'T BE THERE TO SEE YOUR REACTION! Or something along those lines.

Alec: Oh...😃

Gabby: Wait when she says ' Scarface' and 'Skunk hair' does she mean Tom and Aiden?💀

Aiden: WAIT WHAT? FYM SKUNK HAIR

James: She's just a brat Aiden, don't listen to her.

Tom: Also that kiss wasn't meaningful 😭

Ellie: Yeah sure it wasn't man

Tom: IT WASN'T WE BOTH HAVE BFS

Lake: Hold up, you BOTH? TOM?

Tom: 😅

(Let's just pretend my whole au doesn't exist in this chapter)

Jake: I hope you guys are happy! What's his name?

Miriam: ...

Alec: Don't say it Old hag let him stay in denial

Connor: Why is everyone calling Miriam an old hag so often😅 AND FIORE CALLED ME A BOOMER

Fiore: YOU'RE LIKE 70

Connor: I'M 52 (I think)

James: Question, I was watching the episode and Alec and Riya seem dreadfully close, y'all know what I'm suggesting.

(UHM)

Riya: WHAT

Alec: I'm holding back multiple slurs right now bitch

*Aki has Added Nick to the DCAS chat*

Aki: Backread Nick😁

...

Nick: WHAT

Ashley: Oh no🥲

Nick: DIDNZIBDISNSUSBSHSHWUSBSUSBS

*Aki has removed Nick from the chat*

Ashley: Phew😂

Ellie: Ignoring...that...I would literally pay to hear Alec say a slur

(Again, my au doesn't exist in this gc , well , most of it doesn't, couldn't get rid of Alenick)

Gabby: FR

Alec: No. I'm not Yul.

Yul: 🙄

Yul: What's even more cursed, I was kinda shipping Alec and Connor

Alec: ...Excuse me.

Connor: Oh no no no😭

Alec: AS SOON AS I MAKE A FUCKING FRIEND I'M GETTING SHIPPED WITH HIM, HE'S LIKE 70

Connor: 52* OML

Grett: Connor clearly likes them young, the age gap between Him and Riya was insane🤨

Hunter: IKR, LIKE SORRY CONNOR BUT 21 YEARS? R U A SUGAR DADDY OR SMTH

Connor: I give up with you guys🥲 Goodbye.

𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆

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Funny filler chapter cause I went to LegoLand and had no time🥲 700 words

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