THIS IS THE MOMENT GUYSSSSSS
*irl, London, England*
- Alec knock's on Nick's door, and a Drunk Ashley answers (I did Ashley drunk cause of what she said in all stars episode 7😂) -
Ashley:
Ohhh hEy AleXxx, wHat are YoU dOinG herEee?
Alec:
It's Alec, and where's Nick?
-Nick comes to the door from the kitchen-
Nick:
Right here, what? Miss me?
Alec:
No. Just didn't trust you to deal with a drunk Ashley.
Nick:
Uh huhhhh, Sooooo, you gonna drink?
Alec:
Wait what? No, I'm just here to help.
Nick:
Eh. Sounds pretty boring if you ask me! That's not unusual for you though!
Alec:
Fuck off, anyways, how are we gonna deal with Ashley? The bitch can't even talk right now.
Nick:
And there's no way in hell I'm letting hill billy stay here, what if she brings a fuckin' bulldog into my 'ouse!
Alec:
Stop trying to speak like that.
Nick:
Sorry.
Ashley:
EeEeeeeEh, HeyYyY BoOoOyssss (Ehhhh, hey boys)
Alec:
Eugh. She looks disgusting.
Nick:
I know! I don't know why I let her come here to be honest, I'm lucky Will and Lill didn't come.
Ashley:
WILL! Caaan AaaaYyy have Aaaa Keeessss? (WILL! Can I have a kiss?)
-Ashley starts leaning towards Nick-
Nick:
What is she-
-Ashley kissed him. (HELLO HELP ME I'M WRITING THIS WITH DESPAIR IN MY EYES😃)-
Nick:
WHAT THE HELL ASHLEY!?
Alec:
...
Ashley:
OoOooH coMe oOOooOn WiLllll! (Oh come onnn Will!)
-Nick struggles to escape Ashley's grasp as she grabs his tightly by the shoulders and rests her head near his neck (OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS HELP ME)-
Alec:
Ashley get off of him please.
Ashley:
BuT hE's MY bOuyfRienD! (But he's my boyfriend !)
Alec:
No, he's *my* boyfriend, you're hallucinating because you've drank too much.
Ashley:
Oh yEah? WaTcH, He'Ll oNlY evEr KiSs mE! (Oh yeah? Watch, he'll only ever kiss me!)
Alec:
I think YOU need to watch.
3𝑹𝑫 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑷𝑶𝑽
Alec grabbed Nick by the hand and yanked him towards him, pulling Ashley off of Nick in the process. The Librarian whispered: "You got lucky this time, asshole." and he confidently (😏) kissed Nick, on the lips, no hesitation whatsoever
(EEEEEEEEEEE) .Leaving the blonde in shock and Alec quietly questioning his actions.
𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒆
Nick:
Wow...Holy shit...
-Alec is quietly cursing himself under his breath-
Alec:
*whisper-shouting* Shit shit shit! What the hell did I just do!? damn idiot!
Nick:
HELL FUCKING YEAH
(That's exactly what I'm thinking rn Nick)
Ashley:
WHaaAAaT!
-Ashley fell asleep, drunk asf, I love painting someone as nice as Ashley as a bad guy ngl-
*thump!*
Alec:
Oh...! She just...is she dead?
Nick:
No...but oh my God I'm about to be...
Alec:
Wait what!? Why!?
Nick:
That was the most fucking amazing kiss EVER
Alec:
We're not talking about this ever again.
Nick:
Nope! I'm gonna keep bringing it up until that happens again! It better happen again!
(All of a sudden my name is Nick )
Alec:
Well it's not going to, so you either shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you.
Nick:
With a kiss-
Alec:
With a punch to the nose.
Nick:
Oh, right, lovely.
Nick:
But like- you liked the kiss right?
Alec:
No, you're disgusting as hell.
Nick:
HUH? OH COME ONNNNN
Alec:
I'm only speaking the truth, and this whole situation doesn't need mentioning anywhere else, got it?
Nick:
Watch me shout to the whole damn world!
Alec:
Fuck you. And Deal with Ashley because i can't be bothered, bye.
Nick:
WAITTTTT
Alec:
What do you want now?
Nick:
You can't leave us here! We're both drunk!
Alec:
...Both?
Nick:
Ya know just cause I don't have the same symptoms as Ashley doesn't mean I haven't drank right love?
Alec:
Oh you've got to be joking right now...
Nick:
Nope! I'm being completely serious!
Alec:
Ugh, great, more torture, you're a right prick you know that?
(DCAS episode 8 inspo cause he said that about someone in the ep)
Nick:
I knowwwww , but worth it.
Alec:
I should strangle you.
Nick:
Oh please do, against the wall would be great!
Alec:
...you're...disgusting...!
Nick:
Whateverrrr I'm less boring than you atleast.
Alec:
Sure.
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700 words- THIS TURNED OUT LIKE ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT AHHHHHH I NEED TO DO A RE-WRITE (after DC shenanigans again)
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Disventure camp shit (mostly group chats)
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