helluva boss/hazbin hotel fanfic-Devils lettuce

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As we observe, Y/N has just emerged from the portal and has now landed in his hotel room. He appears to be in a state of relief as he sets the grimoire down on his bed. He takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself down and adjust to his surroundings. It seems like he has some important work to do as he eagerly waits for Octavia to return home for a training session, now that he has the coveted sin page of gluttony in his possession. Suddenly, something strange happens. Buer, the demon of healing, starts to communicate with Y/N through his mind.

Buer: You are so pathetic, mortal! I still can't believe you can't complete the simplest task.

Y/N:[mind] Oh, great! You have another thing to complain about! How about you give me some credit? I've just received my sin page.

Buer: It's not that, you imbecile! You're having all these women throw themselves at you and you're choosing to lead them on. I find it disrespectful to do that to them, especially to old colleagues of mine.

Y/N: [mind] Listen, Buer! I'm not having this conversation with...

Suddenly, he heard a knock at his door. He got up and opened it, but to his surprise, there was no one there. Confused, he scanned the hallway to see if anyone was there, but all he saw was a weed gummy lying on the ground. As he bent down to pick it up, he noticed a trail of weed gummies leading down the hallway. His heart skipped a beat as he followed the trail.

Y/N: oh, a weed gummy[eats gummy]oh, a weed gummy[eats gummy] oh, a weed gummy[eats gummy]oh, a weed gummy[eats gummy]oh, a weed gummy[eats gummy]

Charlie:[lustful moan]

Y/N: oh, it sounds like Charlie found some candy.

Y/N slowly opens the door to Charlie's room, expecting to see nothing out of the ordinary. However, what he sees next leaves him completely taken aback. Y/N can't seem to take his eyes off the scene in front of him, as he sees Charlie and Vaggie having sex. Vaggie was giving her head as Charlie grinds her hips closer to her face. Charlie notices Y/N watching them and immediately gives him a lustful wink.

Charlie:[smirking] Oh, no. It's Y/N.

Vaggie:[embarrassed] Oh, no. Y/N, don't look.[covers up]

Charlie: [smirk] Ya, Y/N. Don't look[lustful] look!

Vaggie:[embarrassed] Charlie and I are just dancing.

Charlie: ya, we're just dancing[lustful] We're not dancing!

Y/N was completely red in the face and tried to leave the room, but unfortunately, Charlie used her magic to lock the door before he could leave. Y/N thought quickly on his feet by running into the bathroom and locking himself inside. Charlie was bummed out that her plan didn't work while vaggie wipes her mouth. Charlie and Vaggie got out of bed while putting on robes to cover themselves up. They both go to the bathroom door to make Y/N come out.

Charlie: Y/N, can you please come out of the bathroom?

Y/N:[opens door] I'm sorry for interrupting your activity.

Vaggie:[holds Y/N's shoulder] it's okay! You caught us off guard. We're you trying to peek on us?

Y/N:[nervous] NO! I was following a trail of Gummy bears down the hallway and I heard Charlie gasp.

Vaggie looks at Charlie with a stern look knowing she left the trail for Y/N to follow it. Charlie gives vaggie a smug look while vaggie speaks up to her.

Vaggie: Charlie, did you plan to have Y/N watch us?!

Charlie:[smirk] Maybe, I wanted his first time to be special. Plus, he was the first man you found attractive.