I had a dream once where brendon urie and Frank iero were dating but then Frank broke up with brendon when he decided to not wear matching outfits for once and then some girl got mad and argued with brendon urie for some reason and then Julian casablancas reacted to a video of it and said something like I hate it when people argue can we all just not argue
And then they all met in person in some random ass garden and that random girl was fighting brendon urie and they were like on the floor wrestling and Julian Casablancas was just standing there shaking his head in disapproval
I guess it was like everything I've consumed in media and hated smashed together like shit in a smoothie mixer
-Shippers (It got the ship WRONG anyway)
-Annoying people
-People who argue over breakups that they aren't in
-A lot of stupid ass reaction videos
-Fighting
And then everything I've been consuming
-Music
-Horrible cursed ships that come up on my fyp
-Stupid ass reaction videos
-The garden
-Fighting
Anyway that wouldn't make sense if I tried to make it make sense. First of all aren't they both married to DIFFERENT people?
I think my brain was trying to show me what would happen if you got two random people and made them date
And then added Julian Casablancas because Julian Casablancas
Maybe it was trying to tell me frerard is real or some shit or like whatever the fuck ryden is... but then got the fuckibg ship wrong so it's just random now... get it right dumbass
Also I made a coquette fairy Alex Turner out of paper and he watches me sleep now wtf is wrong with me
Anyway idk who the girl was she had dark hair and looked like she hadn't slept in 5 days and she looked like an emo or something with a bit of eyeliner
She looked like the one that would get mad at you when you break up with your girlfriend which is exactly what she did except those were male specimens but whatever
She wasn't The Girl from Danger Days but she was a girl who had an annoying punchable face who probably has a gerard way shrine and ships frerard
Fuck this shit radiohead time
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