GOJO SATORU WORE A SMILE, that expressed the '^-^' symbol as he watched Nobara chase Yuji with her straw doll and hammer in her hand. He had just woken up by the noises of his students in the lobby of the dorms, just to see Megumi exhausted to his mind whilst staring at the other two students.
"What a lively morning!" Satoru laughed, holding a white coffee mug which had 'The Best Teacher in the World,' written on it, "What are my beloved students up to?"
"Assassination attempts," Megumi eyed the mug briefly, his mouth twisting into a sneer as if he was disgusted, "You bought that for yourself, didn't you?"
"Why are they fighting?" He gave a question for a question, and Megumi took a hint that his teacher was not going to answer his question anytime soon.
Megumi sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration, then only did Satoru notice that Megumi had dark circles under his eyes - probably the missions he dumped on him were tiring enough. A normal person would have felt guilty, but Gojo Satoru felt proud, for he knew that his students were growing strong. He dumped those missions on them so that they could grow strong (definitely not because he was lazy - haha-).
"Itadori accidentally spilt green tea on Kugisaki's expensive white dress, so Kugisaki tore his bikini Jennifer Lawrence poster as an act of revenge. Itadori then broke her lipstick, so Kugisaki threw away his Demon Slayer manga, Itadori proceeded to throw away her gucc! handbag... and now Kugisaki is trying to... " Megumi struggled to find the correct word, "... 'Straw doll' him."
Satoru had heard and watched a little of the said anime, but he had to drop it because Utahime noticed that someone was leeching off her N3TFL!X. It was not that he could not buy it - he had three times more money than Yaga and Utahime's money combined, for god's sake. It was just that he was too lazy to sign in. Satoru liked that anime, though, it had nice characters.
