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I lost topass 50/50 to yanqing, I wasted all my luck on Acheron banner to win her 50/50 and get her lightcone with 2 pulls.
March 7th switched teams during the votes and they ended up on the Xianzhou Luofu, land of some cucks that follow the aeon of the hunt while yapping about how superior they are to others because Yaoshit of the abundance gave them bigger life spans while at the same time complaining that they live too much because Yaoshit gave them bigger life spans .
Daniel was way too scared to go meet his ex boyfriend and decided to stay on the express with Himeko and pom pom , because of that Mr Yang decided to leave his retirement to make sure Y/n Stelle and March won't kill themselves.
Y/n: Man this place is even worse than belobog .
March 7th: Can't you try to like stop complaining for atleast 5 minutes !?
Y/n: The fuck you expect me to do when we are literally on the sky fighting against zombies with blades .
A Mara struck soldier tries to attack him but he crushed his head , and with the powers of ab*ndance the soldier came back to life and Y/n just yeet him as far as he could .
Y/n: See , these guys are fucking immortal just like the Skyrim guards .
March 7th: If they are like the Skyrim guards an arrow in the knee should be enough to defeat them !
Y/n: Damn , it's been a few months since you had a good idea , alright , let's kick some ass.
A few minutes later
March was now explaining to Stelle about the first and only time her and Y/n were allowed to do a trailblaze mission all by themselves.
March 7th: You , me ,gas station. What are we having for dinner ? Sushi of course ! Uh oh ! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi ! We black out and wake up in a sewer , surrounded by fish , horny fish ! You know what that means , fish orgy !
Stelle: What the fu-
Y/n: We're both high during the entire mission.
March 7th: The stench draws in a bear , what are we gonna do ? We gonna fight it ! Bear fight , bare handed , bear naked !? Oh yes please . We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl , and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so! Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA.
Y/n: We were transporting some meth and little bit of the product ended up getting inside our system, if you know what I mean , we didn't expect it that the effect of the meth would last days , but it seems like March still has a little bit inside of her .
