The ppl mentioned in this story : JessKnitz kisumisubisu MylifesucksXD
Sasuke looked at the 3 ppl in his basement. Jess, Moon and Kisu. He whipped the ground with his belt and was furious.
"Who gave you permission Miss Kisu to take a break from writing about me and Sakura?" Sasuke angrily asked.
"Mr Uchiha, I have a life unlike you! I talk to people both irl and online, unlike you who only says hn. I've had my exams also, and ofc you don't want my phone to be confiscated and I forever get banned from writing about you and Miss Sakura." Kisu replied, cockily.
"Mrs. Uchiha! She ain't your friend!" Sasuke angrily corrected.
"Why so possessive sir?" Moon asked, mocking him.
"Hn" Sasuke 'hn'ed.
"As usual, good simp sir! Your IQ starts dropping the moment matter starts to revolve around Sakura!" Jess interrupted.
(Credits to her only for the iq line lol)
"You really don't want to eat anymore Biriyani it seems miss Jess. You've got guts to call me good simp sir. You don't seem to care about your life. Also why aren't you reading SS ffs these days??" Sasuke questioned.
"Mr Uchiha, you're a crazy rich person while I've a job. I don't have ppl doing everything while I attend meetings and shout at people for smallest mistakes unlike you. I'm accountable to my owner for any mistake I make, but you're not accountable to anyone. Rather everyone is accountable to you!" Jess remarked, seriously.
"Hn. But still you should read the fanfics that people write on us." Sasuke seriously suggested.
"Shouldn't you be mad Mr Tomato? Like if someone sees ffs on them and their wife, their first reaction would be annoyance and shock. They'd be devastated, but you seem to have some other plans in your head! Perhaps the ffs feed your possessive ego?" Moon provoked.
"Shut up. You don't know how much us Uchihas value family and the fact that clan doesn't go extinct. You don't know how important the relationship between a couple is in our clan." Sasuke angrily defended himself.
"Does that mean you n Sakura will be creating a soccer team?" Kisu and Moon asked, sharing the same brain cells.
(A/n : Low quality Nobara n Yuji)
"I think I'll need to cancel your c.ai privileges Miss Moon!" Sasuke suggested, smirking.
"Aw hell naw Mr Uchiha!! You won't be getting the kick out of her ffs like you do now if you cancel the c.ai privileges!" Explained Kisu.
"I don't understand who's the bad guy! You people or me? I'm seemingly being made as the bad guy in this scenario." Sasuke frustratedly muttered.
"You're the bad guy good simp sir. You're taking our right to enjoy life and trapped us here in your basement just because we haven't pried into your married life! We're hungry good simp sir! Bring us something to eat!" Demanded Jess.
"Chicken tikka masala? Biriyani? Samosa?" Sasuke asked.
"Biriyani" The 3 said in sync.
Sasuke nodded and a servant bought 3 plates of Biriyani. Sasuke was about to say something and his phone rang. He looked visibly afraid.
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My Weeb princess : A SasuSaku ff
FanfictionSs highschool au. Sakura is a straight A student who's a weeb and Sasuke doesn't like her giving attention to 2d men.
