South Park Highschool (Book 1)

Finale

Eric's P.O.V

I watched Wendy and Stan make their way into the school building hand-in-hand. Spring break was over, and we had to go back to our regular routine. I still can't get over the fact that she believed that lie I told her. I mean, c'mon, why would Craig ever even talk to me? I'm obviously too awesome for him.

But I wasn't about to tell her the truth. She'd just reject me like the bitch she truly is. And as for Stan, who needs him? I have other friends.

I ran up to Kyle. "Hey, get a load of those fags." I said, pointing at Clyde and Kevin.

He glared at me. "Why the fuck are you talking to me, fatass?"

I looked at him. "I thought I was your friend!"

He laughed. "Since when?" Then he kept walking towards his locker. "I'm sorry you don't have any friends...wait, no I'm not."

I opened my mouth, trying to think of a comeback. "Yeah, well, fack you!" Then I ran away.

What an asshole. I'm so nice to him, and this is how he treats me. Dumb jew.

I caught up with Scott Malkinson, who was striding to class. "Hey, Scott, buddy!" I yelled, putting an arm around him.

He shrugged me off. "Stop it Cartman, I don't feel like being made fun of today."

"What?! Why would I make fun of you?! I'm your best friend!"

He sighed. "No you aren't...I'm gonna go..." Then he ran off.

Everyone is being a bitch today, I thought crossing my arms. Well, that's fine. I don't need anyone. I'm just fine by myse-

"Hey Eric!" I turned around to see Butters running towards me, waving, with his pink backpack falling down his shoulders.

I groaned as he hugged me. Everyone around us was giggling.

"God dammit, Butters..." I muttered as he opened his locker and unpacked his things.

He smiled. "It's been a while since I've seen you."

I ran my fingers through my hair. "We live together..."

"Oh yeah, I forgot!" He said, chuckling. "So how is your eye doing? Is the bandage holding up?"

I nodded. "It's fine, Butters."

He closed his locker and inspected my eye. "Thank goodness we had that first aid kit, huh?"

I smacked my forehead with my palm. "Yeah, yeah, let's just go to class."

"Okey dokey!" He said, skipping down the hall.

I trudged behind him slowly, staring up at a poster plastered to a locker.

It read WELCOME BACK STUDENTS!

Woop-dee-fucking-doo.

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A/N Oh my gosh I'm so happy right now! This is my first completed book! Usually I get sidetracked into doing something else, but FINALLY I actually accomplished my goal! I'm not sure when the next book will begin, maybe in august or sooner, but I'll put it on my message board. Thank you guys for all the support! YAY! -Em xD