F1/F2 groupchat 2024

Prema being Prema - #2

Humanity's despair

Ollie: I have a question for you Arthur

Ollie: doesn't your brother own an ice cream shop now or something? why are you stealing from Dennis?

Arthur: first of all it'd be boring to just ask

Arthur: and also it's not stealing, I kindly asked

Dennis: I don't think breaking my door is kindly asking

Arthur: shhh

Oscar: anyone gonna talk about how Robert is kinda just jumping categories? Like he was in F3 and F2, did some testing and stuff with Ferrari in F1, went to WEC, and now he drove in Formula E?

Oscar: like what are you doing mate

Rob: it's simple, I just like driving 😌

Paul: but like across all these categories? Damn

Rob: well if I had a seat in F1 I wouldn't be jumping categories, but we all know that's not the case so

Arthur: I'm bored

Oscar: just sleep

Rob: can confrim, it's an effective cure for boredom

Arthur: sleep is for the weak, I want drama

Oscar: wow rude

Arthur: can someone like talk with Toto or something so that it'll cause rumors that they'll be in Merc?

Kimi: I already have enough rumors around me mate 🫠

Arthur: yea you wouldn't be a new topic, no offense

Ollie: fair, people are putting too much pressure on Kimi

Fred: imagine putting pressure on a 17 year old, expecting them to drive well enough to get an F1 seat, when they just skipped F3

Fred: like what's the logic? Give him time

Arthur: im still booored guys

Dennis: go eat or something, I don't know?

Olli: I mean, he IS always hungry

Arthur: 🙄

Arthur: well fuck you

Arthur: I'll go eat pineapple pizza

Kimi: 😀

Dennis: NO YOU MORON THE ITALIANS WILL HUNT YOU DOWN

Arthur: too late

Arthur: they've got me 😔

Paul: WHAT

Mick: how did that even happen

Arthur: they said they'll give me free ice cream if I follow them, how else would I find out if they're for real?

Olli: that's like the most obvious way to kidnap someone though

Arthur: wait I think I did find ice cream

Arthur: ew what the fuck this tastes shit

Lorenzo : shouldn't we help him?

Kimi: no he ordered pineapple pizza

Kimi: it's a crime against humanity

Arthur: I didn't eat it though

Arthur: didn't have time because SOMEONE HAD THE AUDACITY TO KIDNAP ME

Arthur: like I know im hot but chill out

Mick: where did you go eat? I'll try to find you and help

Mick: Arthur?

Logan: bro disappeared

Arthur: guys I did the most badass shit ever you should've seen it

Paul: ???

Arthur: so to put it simply I may've broken down the door of the van using my special technique and then knocked out the driver after getting to him

Arthur: I also almost killed like 9 families but hey they're still alive I think

Dennis: what do you mean 'I think' 💀

Olli: I wouldn't be surprised if he did run someone over

Arthur: COME ON IM NOT THAT BAD

Oscar: I mean, we're racing drivers, not taxi drivers

Oscar: we're not used to having to avoid hitting pedestrians

Arthur: finally someone backing me up 🙌

Oscar: no I'm just saying it so that you're less likely to blackmail me this way

Arthur: nvm

Callum: Arthur getting kidnapped wasn't on my 2024 bingo card, but aight

Marcus: I know right, wherever that man goes, nothing good happens

Olli: the lack of luck runs in the family

_______________________________________

No way, me posting chapters two days in a row? Must be a fever dream

(I'm taking advantage of the momentarily lack of writers block guys, gotta write while I still can 💪💪)