F1/F2 groupchat 2024

Prema being Prema #3

- Humanity's despair -

Marcus: ROBERT SHWARTZMAN

Marcus: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE US CRY LIKE THAT

Marcus: HOW DARE YOU

Oscar: bro what did you do

Rob: I think he's referring to my Instagram post

Marcus: DAMN RIGHT I AM

Marcus: BRO EVEN WROTE NUMBER OF DAYS AND SHIT

Callum: calm down what the fuck

Callum: but yea, knowing the number of days that have passed is genuinely concerning man

Rob: but I don't have time for therapy so it is what it is

Mick: don't worry, I understand you and I'll always listen to you man 🫶

Rob: 🫶

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Dennis: GUYS

Dennis: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU THEORETICALLY LOST YOUR DUOLINGO STREAK?

Paul: change my name and leave the country maybe, idk

Arthur: wait, did you lose your streak?

Dennis: YEA? WHY ELSE WOULD I BE ASKING

Arthur: OH HELL NAH IM NOT SPEAKING TO YOU NOW, THE OWL WILL MURDER ME TOO

Arthur: REST IN PEACE MAN 🫡

Dennis: ARTHUR WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭

Dino: but isnt it just a random app? Nothing is gonna happen guys

Arthur: well seems like I can't talk to Dino either at this point 😔😔😔

Olli: wait, Dennis, what language were you doing?

Dennis: french

Dennis: why?

Fred: 👀

Dennis: 🤨

Olli: if you learn some phrases in French, the owl will maybe spare you

Dennis: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MAYBE 😭

Olli: just trust me

Dennis: fine, I'll do it and see what happens

Dennis: wait

Dennis: guys, I can hear footsteps

Dennis: it's like fucking 11PM

Lorenzo: damn, you've been found by the owl

Olli: good luck and don't die 🙌

Dennis: very encouraging 🙄

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Dennis: HOLY SHIT IT WORKED

Dennis: he took my appendix though

Logan: weight reduction 🤷🏻‍♂️

Oscar: that's like the only acceptable answer to this though

Dennis: imma pull a Carlos Sainz and win the next race 😍

Paul: not if I win 🙃

Dennis: we'll see 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dennis: also, Arthur

Dennis: you can talk to me now, the owl won't kill you

Arthur: no, it will

Arthur: the only three things I fear are no ice cream, Angelina, and that fucking owl