Harry Potter Reacts to Stuff

Harry Potter react to Helluva Boss

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Faith teleported everyone into her secret hideout again. At this point, she thought she really should keep them there until the reaction is over. Oh well, that's life!

Faith: "Today, we're reacting to a different AU!"

Hermione: "What's that?"

Faith: "Alright everyone, pay attention. I have a lot of explaining to do!" She clapped her hands, and a whiteboard appeared. She starts writing on it. "Basically, AU stands for Alternate Universe. It's a very popular phrase in the Muggle World, mainly for fanfiction, fanart, and fan content in general."

Everyone looked intrigued by this, imagining that there could be different AUs of themselves.

Dumbledore: "That seems interesting, Miss Faith! Do you mind if you tell us more?"

Faith: "A few examples of AUs are Swap AUs. But if I tried to list all of them, we'd be here for months, so let's just cut the chase."

Harry: "Yes please, I'm kind of bored of waiting."

Draco: "Oh, shut up, Pottah. Not everything revolves around you."

Neville: "Wow, hypocrite, much?"

Draco looked red in the face, clearly very, very annoyed, while several individuals laughed their asses off at the quip.

Faith: "Anyway, let's start!" She reaches for a remote, then turns on the large TV. It glitches for a couple of seconds, before a face appeared. A...a TV face.

James: "What is THAT?!"

Voldemort: "What kind of magic is this?! I demand answers, you muggle!"

Vox: "The FUCK do you want this time, you cunt?!"

Faith: "Nothing, you glorified iPad. Just broadcast the video request for me." She turns to the rest of the HP cast. "This right here is Vox, the TV Overlord! He helps me with shit, mainly the reaction room. Though he clearly doesn't like it, since he has a job of his own outside of this, but who really cares? I enjoy making people suffer!"

Ron: "Blimey, I'm starting to wonder if you're actually crazy."

Faith: "EVERYONE SHUT UP! The video is starting!"

Everyone shuts up.

The screen turns on to reveal a tall, gray office building, with devil-like horns protruding from it's sides. A sign on the bottom left corner read: Imp city. The sky was red, the area surrounding the place was gray.

Harry: "Where is this?"

Faith: "Welcome to Hell!"

Voldemort: "Hell actually exists?! Balderdash!" He is clearly a bit scared, since he cheated death multiple times.

Sirius: "Ha ha, suck it up, Dark Lord. Huh, it looks gloomy." Uh, I mean, this is Hell, what did you expect?

Faith: "Not sure about your universe, but in their universe, it does indeed exists! In fact, you're residents of Hell!"

Umbridge: "Unaccept–"

Faith: She pulls out a knife. "SHUT!"

The screen cuts to a wooden door, with the words "Imp Headquarters" painted on it, along with a badly hand-written sign saying "Meeting in progress :)".