A/N: I don't own My Immortal! It belongs to a different author. They took it down, but there's a lot of reposts.
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Faith: Today you'll be reacting to *shudders* "My Immortal". It's a Harry Potter fan fiction.
Ron: What's that?
Everyone seemed confused, except for Hermione and Harry.
Bellatrix: What kind of shit are you about to show us?
Hermione: *rolls eyes* Fan-fiction is basically a fan-made story of an already existing piece of fiction. Not a lot of muggle adults write these, mostly teenagers.
Faith: That's right, my lovely friends!
Draco: Wait a minute, did you say Harry Potter Fan-fiction?
Faith: That's also right!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Faith: Here it is! *holds up computer*
The Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs oohed and aahed. The Slytherins rolled their eyes. The Death Eaters didn't seem to be paying attention. The professors were looking at the device with interest.
Faith: *shudders again* You guys read it. I'm going to sit back, relax, and drink some rice tea.
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Bold+Italic = My Immortal Extracts
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CHAPTER 1
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da love of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Hermione: What the (censored) is this spelling. I pity them. Yet, I'm enraged.
Ron: It's even worse than mine! *chortles*
Cedric: Why am I here?
Draco: Stupid Muggles. Also, what the hell is MCR? Who the hell is Justin?
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (That's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).
Lucius: I don't know who she is. And I'm not going to get the hell outta here.
Dumbledore: This muggle is a bit rude...
Sirius: Ya think?
I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major (censored) hottie.
Harry: No comment.
I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in seventh year (I'm seventeen).
Hermione: How can this person be a vampire and a witch at the same time? Logically speaking, it shouldn't be possible. Also, vampires aren't clarified to exist, so this fan-fiction is technically wrong about many things–
Ron: STOOOOPPP MIONE!!!
Bellatrix: A talented young witch *cackles*. Such a shame she's a disgusting mudblood. Also, isn't Hogwarts in Scotland?
I'm goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow.
Luna: I wonder how many Nargles invaded the author's brain last night.
Hermione: How is that allowed in school?! Where is the logic? Where is any logic?! What has happened to the universe?! I can't take it anymore!
Draco: NOTHING IN THIS BOOK MAKES SENSE!
Fred: For once I agree with ferret.
George: *doubles over laughing*
Lupin: Let's continue, shall we?
Snape: This is such a waste of time.
Umbridge: When we get back home, I'll report this to the ministry! It's unacceptable!
Faith: Who says Umbridge is going home? Nah, I'll keep her here to feed her to the werewolves, LMAO. SHE DESERVES TO DIE ASAP!
It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I am very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Sirius: WTF–
Lupin: Language, Sirius. Not in front of the children.
Dumbledore: *disappointed voice* I've never heard of such a disrespectful young girl.
Hermione: HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE SNOWING AND RAINING AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?! IS THERE EVEN ANY–
Luna: Logic? None.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." He said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me so I had to go away.
Draco: Oh (censored) no. Please don't tell me THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ME!
The Gryffindors: BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!
Pansy: No Dray Dray is mine!
McGonagall: This is so bizzare.
Blaise: Not gonna lie, it's kinda funny. Since when was Draco shy?
Lucious: What have they done to my son?
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter Reacts to Stuff
FanficYour classic Harry Potter reactions, except there won't be any reaction to ships though. This book features the Infamous "My Immortal" Fanfic.
