Harry Potter Reacts to Stuff

Harry Potter reacts to Wizard Swears

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Harry Potter Cast are teleported to Faith's secret base. They all looked slightly ticked since they were in the middle of an important Harry Potter scene. Faith shrugged and flashed them her most charming grin.

Faith: You're here to react to a very special video. It's called Wizard Swears!

Hermione: Wow, cool.

Faith: STOP! DON'T ANY OF YOU DARE BICKER! Just watch the damn video!

This episode is rated PG - 13 for language and boyish attitude

Hermione: Wow. Are there any underaged–

Faith: None, Hermione. Trust me.

A sign is shown: Wizard Swears, Harry Potter Puppet pals.

Harry: PUPPET PALS?!?!?! THEY TURNED US INTO PUPPETS?!?!?

Dumbledore: Now, now, Harry. Let's finish watching it before jumping to conclusions.

The signs go away. Then the screen changes perspectives; It shows Puppet!Ron and Puppet!Hermione bouncing up and down.

Harry: Aw, you guys are cute :D

Ron: *red in the face* Um–

Puppet!Harry jumps out. "Guys, Professor Dumbledore posted a list of words that are banned from Hogwarts! I didn't know wizards had swears!" He yelled.

Draco: Wow, the creator really had an accurate representation of Pottah's annoying voice. They've got a like from me. *taps computer screen*

Harry: Wait, since when did Dumbledore ban those words? I thought he knew none of us would be stupid enough to swear in front of Snape.

Hermione: I don't recall this happening...

"Of course they do, Harry! They're called Wizard Swears!" Hermione replied.

Ron: There goes 'Mione again. *jokes* Know it all.

Everyone else: So true.

Hermione: Stop.

"Oh, like Cauldron Bum!" Puppet!Ron stated.

Ron: BLIMEY, WHY DOES MY VOICE SOUND LIKE THAT?! Excuse me, I'm not 5 years old!!!!

Everyone else is laughing.

"Really? That's adorable!" Puppet!Harry said.

"No, they're worse than that," Puppet!Hermione retorted. "Read some, Harry."

"Let's see here..." Puppet!Harry mumbled. "Son of a banshee. That's useful." "Swish and flicker, that's my favorite," Puppet!Hermione declared.

Faith: Son of a banshee is still not as bad as "son of a bitch".

Adults - Death Eaters: Language, Miss Faith.

Faith: Sorry!

McGonagall: *puts on a rather stern face* You three should not swear on school grounds, it's very disrespectful to Hogwarts.

The Golden Trio: Sorry, Professor McGonagall!

"Ahem," Puppet!Snape came up from behind the curtain. "Do my ears detect foul mouthedness?"

Neville: Well, I guess you're in trouble.

Harry: Dang.

Draco: HAH! Serves you right, POTTAH!