Enypen Oneshots (BxB)

Heehoon

Heeseung was a nerd. He's heard that a lot. A boldly rimmed glass always sat low on his nose, his entire face almost always immersed in books, be it of any subject. The man loved to read and his friends knew that too. Out of seven days, excluding the time the man would be forced to do other activities out of human decency, he was with books. A bookworm indeed.

His love for books and studying in general was so much sometimes that even his friends would get tired of him being the couch slouched potato 24/7 decoyed into a book fort. But Heeseung never minded that. Not even a bit. He was absolutely okay with being the nerdy potato.

But somedays were different in his life too - like today. Today began with Heeseung waking up to his friends creating a mess of his apartment. Deep breaths baby deep breaths. He mentally made a note to take back the key of his apartment from Jay who let these little monsters in his tidy* apartment. He approached the living room , the chaos making his eyes grow wide, ears turning red with anger coursing through his body.

Jungwon sat on the couch, stuffing his face with strawberries loaded with chocolates, who smiled a cheeky smile and though he looked cute, Heeseung could only muster an awkward lopsided smile that made him look like he was trying to bare his teeth at him. Jungwon subtly gave him a side eye, before returning his attention to the treat he managed to steal from the elder's fridge.

Sunoo and Niki, each clung on either arms of Jake, chasing each other ,using Jake as their rotor and poor man looked like he was gonna get his arms ripped off any moment now, his grumbles falling deaf on those two dorks busy chasing each other for nothing in particular.

Jay was in the kitchen, behind the counter separating the living room from the kitchen, probably cooking something. Oh how well Heeseung knew this trick. Other than being the oldest, Heeseung was also known as the softie of the group. The man would never raise his voice at anyone even if they destroyed his most prized possession - I mean maybe he would pout but never make a fuss about it. Jay knew how much Heeseung appreciated his cooking, so every time the man would make a mess, he would always treat Heeseung by cooking for him and Heeseung would practically glow, easily forgiving him - oh but not today.

Heeseung stomps his way towards the counter, standing right behind Jay. "Watcha cooking today mister?" Heeseung sweetly asks. Yet it somehow manages to scare Jay.

First sign the man knew he made a mistake. Nice. Heeseung internally smirks.

"Ah h-hyung! just braised short ribs and japchae."

Oh so it's hyung now. Another sign.

Heeseung took a deep breath, smiling at Jay. A kind of smile that could make a shiver run down anyone's spine. For Jay it was way more than just one chill. The atmosphere in the living room suddenly thick, all eyes on the two people behind the counter.

"So it's hyung now, huh?" Heeseung asked - his voice so quiet that it almost went unnoticed, but Jay knew better. He awkwardly laughed, stepping back ,slowing keeping the bowl of japchae on the counter. Heeseung laughed softly ,making Jay awkwardly laugh as well, others joining along trying to ease of the tension in the room, but Heeseung starts to laugh eerily, loud even. His body bending forward with how hard he was laughing - almost like a maniac before he stops, eyes blazing ,all directed at Jay and he screams, "Park freaking Jongseong!" and Jay makes a run for his life. The others following suit as a crazy Heeseung makes a shot with his chihuahua flops, striking straight at jay's head. (patt se headshot - iykyk)

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All boys were flopped on the couch, the living room now a greater mess than what it initially was, everyone trying to catch their breath. "For a first outburst, Heeseung hyung is surely dangerous when angry" sunoo was the first one to break the silence.