Pest's POV: I was standing in the elevator and waiting for it to stop. I glanced around the elevator and others who were in it. I was very, VERY bored, I got so bored to the point I started to get sleepy. My eyes started to slowly close as I started to get more and more tired. It felt good for some reason... The more minutes passed the more sleepy I got... The sleepiness was taking over me... I was about to fall asleep but suddenly Split yelled out one of her unfunny jokes. "How do you call a nerdy bat? An AlphaBAT!!" The annoying bitch (Split) smiled and laughed at her own joke , and so did Wallter, the tall guy thats made completely out of concrete. I was angry; this annoying bitch ruined my sleep! The joke was very unfunny too.. Ugh.. I fucking hate Split's jokes. But that wasn't that part which ruined my mood, the next thing that happened ruined my mood COMPLETELY.
The elevator stopped and the doors opened, and the most annoying person that I despite with all my heart came in.. It was PartyNoob, or Poob how they call themselves. I frowned almost immediately as soon as I saw them. Why did they did they had to come in at THAT time when I'm in the elevator? Don't they know how much I fucking despite them?
Poob's POV: The elevator finally came to my place. As the doors opened I saw Pest!! I was so happy to see him!! Although he doesn't talk to me a lot and each time I'm in the elevator with him he grunts and groans... But that doesn't matter, I still want to be friends with him! I saw my other best friends in the elevator as well, Split and Wallter. This is going to be the best elevator ride that I will ever have in my entire life!!!
Third person POV: As Poob (full name: PartyNoob) entered the elevator, they immediately ran to Pest to hug him. "Hai Pest!!" they said as they hugged Pest tightly and smiled. They let out a small, cute little giggle as well. Pest doesn't seem to like the hug..
Pest's POV: As soon as Poob entered the elevator, they of course ran to me almost immediately. "Hai Pest!" the dumb fuck yelled as they hugged me, giggled and blew they annoying ass party horn. Ughh.. How I want to snatch out that stupid party horn out of their mouth...! It makes me angry each time I hear it. They smiled as well while they were hugging me. This is it. My day is ruined.
Poob: As soon as I entered the elevator I gave Pest a BIG tight hug. He's so cool I feel safe with him.. :3 He feels so warm as well.. A I really like him! I was so happy to the point I blew my horn! I hugged him for only about 20 seconds, and after that I let go of him. I wanted to see my other friends as well! I ran to Split and hugged her tightly, even more tighter than Pest in fact! "HAI SPLIT!!" I greeted her while I was hugging her, "I'm so glad to see u here! I haven't seen u in so while!" Split giggled and hugged me back. "Oh hello Poob! I didn't EGGxpected to see you as well!" I giggled. I like her puns they are SOOO funny!! "I luv ur puns they're so funny!! Wuts ur secret to being so funny??" I let go of Split and impatiently jumped up and down as I waited for her answer. "Well.. I always try to find the good in things, even when life is as bad as a rotten banana!"
Pest's POV: I watched Poob talk and chat with Split, after they ended chatting with her they rushed to hug Wallter. "Hai Wallter!!" They said as they hugged Wallter's leg. Bleugh how I hate Poob... Their annoying childish voice, their smile, the way how they act... I hated everything about them... I will unlock a secret, I want them dead, not even want, I NEED them dead. I want to beat them up, I want to slap them, I want to TORTURE them, I want to kill them... Wait, I have a plan!
Once Poob leaves the elevator, I will sneak on them and knock them out. Then I will drag their body to my home, tie them up to something and then start torturing them! Sounds like a perfect plan to me, it would DEFINETLY work..
While I was thinking about the plan, I heard my stomach rumbling. I'm hungry, I haven't ate anything since this morning.. So I decided to wait until the elevator stops at the Red Ball Dinner.
//To be continued..//
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Last birthday (REGRETEVATOR FANIFIC)
TerrorIts an another normal day in the elevator, everyone chatting and interacting with each other as usual, but not Pest. He's planning to do something that nobody ever even thought about. Something so disturbing that he can't even share it to people he'...
