Y/N's C&D Adventures || SEASON 1

Y/N & Meggy find Jeebus

Y/N was sitting in the Showgrounds with Meggy as He was helping her with her coaching career. More accurately, They were Meggy's Assistant and they were tasked with keeping everyone in check while making sure everyone was keeping up with their work.

Also, She ain't payin' them, lmao.

Meggy: "Thanks again for helping me out, Y/N"

Y/N: "Eh, I figured since I'm not around you guys often like before, It was the least I could do to keep myself, occupied. Plus, ever since I lost my Pet, Mew, thanks to that Jackass, Lawyer Kong, It's been lonely for me."

Meggy: "What about Poppy?"

Y/N: "She wanted me to return her to the factory. Also, I can't find the Wish Ring since I lost it about a couple months ago and I don't even know where Genger is..."

Meanwhile, Genger was with the Wario Bros. as they were swimming in cash after they stole Y/N's wish granting ring and wished for a bunch of money and sold the ring to get more.

Genger: "Hey Waluigi, You ever get the feeling like we're apart of some cringe Fanfiction where a bunch of strangers comment on everything we do? And that the only reason why characters like me exists is because the Author has forgotten to acknowledge our existence and that they have the power and authority to "Make an Asspull" & Recon everything that has happened at any given moment?"

Waluigi: "..."

Waluigi: "I don't know, what you've been smoking...But I want some!"

Back to Y/N & Meggy...

Meggy: "Come to think of it, I don't even remember what You've been up to for the last couple weeks. Has things been, alright?"

Y/N: "About as 'alright' as they can be. Sometimes I feel like I've been in a rut. For some reason, I can't seem to feel a reason to keep moving forward since I'm always stuck in the middle and I don't know what to do."

Meggy: "Yeah. I've been feeling that way, too. Maybe we need a change in routine?"

Y/N: "I guess. But how?"

A man comes to them with a book in their hand.

???: "Excuse me, But do you two have a moment to talk about our Lord and Sav-"

Y/N: "Ah hell no. MARIO! THIS GUY IS TRYING TO GET YOU TO EXCERSICE, AGAIN!"

Mario burns down the door with a Flamethrower before he attacks the man.

Mario: "NEVERRRRRRRRR!!!!"

Y/N: "Ugh, That guy has been following me around for the last 3 weeks. He keeps wanting me to hear him out about some stupid church things or whatever."

Meggy: "Maybe he's just trying to get you interested in something that might help you. I did hear that it does wonders for some people who suffer the same problems you're facing"

Y/N: "But I don't wanna become one of those people that dedicate their whole lives to it. Not that I have anything against it"

(A/N: Also I'd like to clarify, I have absolutely nothing against religion at all. I have 0 issues with it and I fully respect your choices and religious decisions, full heartedly. Please, do not take this out of context.)

Meggy: "Just saying it wouldn't hurt to at least try it. Maybe we could benefit from something like this, too"

Y/N: "Hmmm, I don't know...."