Kyel x Fatman (SATIRE)

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Kyel:19

Fatman:18

JOO'S POV

I'm gae. "Fatman ily bookie"

"I love you too my level 10 gyatt rizzler"

"Yippee!!! I love your whale blubber😍😍😍😍"(A/N: WAHT AM I WRITING WTF)

"JOO YOU SOUND LIKE THE DEAD FRIENCHIE!!!!"

"oH NAURR FUCK-"

And then they fucked and it was awesome!!!

BONUS:

"WHY THE FUCK DID WE DO THAT"-both

"My friend is not very smart okay?" -My fatass

"NO FUCKIN SHIT!!"-Kyle



A/N: bros fucked.

I DON'T SHIP THIS, MY FRIEND MADE ME MAKE THIS JOKE CHAPTER

Shortest chapter here!!!

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