CONTEXT FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW MY OC LORE (THAT MEANS EVERYONE BUT PEOPLE I TALK TO OFTEN): Zaria (brunette with the tips dies blue) and karma the ginger (yes that is now her full name.) actually never mind it kinda gets explained anyways their south park ocs, hellpark au, enjoy the angst :3
(TW: MENTIONS OF DEATH, MURDER, CANNIBALISM, HATED CHILD TURNS INTO PREPPY LEGENDARY ULTRA RARE UNCOMMON SILLY PREPPY FUN TIME LOST PRINCESS GLMM, SH, CARTMAN, AND SUICIDE ATTEMPTS, IF THIS TRIGGERS YOU IN ANYWAY, IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE, FUCK OFF)
ZARIAS POV
After what felt like 5 minutes I sat up trying to remember the past 3 hours of my life.. or more so last 3 hours I find, are Karma, Karma handing me a glass of water then every thing going black.. "ugh.. what the fuck happened-" *I put my hand on my head, feeling something there. I grabbed my phone and quickly went to the camera, I looked the same, exept i now had two horns on my head and i just stared. "Holy fuckin shit.." I whisper as I look up from my phone.
TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR LAZY ASS AUTHOR.
I walked around a bit and found Cameron. "Heyyy bitch" I said casually as I walked over to him. "Where the fuck are we?" He looked kinda surprised. Maybe the fact that we haven't seen each other since he sorta killed himself. "Zaria- your here? Huh- did someone kill you-? Did you kill yourself???" He said frantically. "Oh also we're in hell." He said answering the question I asked. "Uhh guess I got killed. All I remember was Karma giving me a drink, everything going black, 5 minutes later I woke up here." I said answering his question.
"HAH IMAGINE GETTING KILLED BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND-" he said laughing. which I responded to by slapping him.
"Isn't YOUR boyfriend in heaven and lot with you?" I say with a glare. "BITCH." Cameron yelled looking a tad bit pissed
TIMESKIP
So after he chased me with a knife for an hour, I noticed some white haired girl with ginger roots. "Kierra?"
"What the fu- oh hi karma's girlfriend" she said "that's seriously all you know me as-" I sigh. "So anyways Karma's now my ex since I think she killed me." I say like it's the most normal shit in the world to say.
"Karma's here too ya know." She said looking at her phone. I light a cigarette. "Really?"
"Yeah she's been here for a while she did some demon shit to hide it but yeah." She says. The fuck-?
Just then I hear someone say my name and turn around. It's a fucking Ginger named karma.
"So how you like it down here-" she smirks as if she knows I'm pissed about literally being murdered. "Shut the fuck up bitch. I'd rather give up murder then be in your presence." I say with a glare. "Bro all I did was poison you chill the fuck out."
"Actually leave me the fuck alone."
"No." She says
"Bitch."I reply
"Wow I'm soooo hurt."
"I'd rather kill myself then have you around fuck off"
"No. Why are you so fucking petty-"
"I DUNNO MAYBE YOU FUCKING KILLING ME, YOU FUCKING WHORE?"
"WELL IM SORRY I AM A LITERAL DEMON AND IMMORTAL AND DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FUCKING SOME HOW CHANGE AND LIVE YOUR LIFE MAKING UP FOR ALL THE MURDERS, BITCH" She yelled back.
"OH YEAH BECAUSE INSTEAD OF TELLING ME THAT YOU KILL ME. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT STUPID? IF I LIVED I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE COME DOWN HERE AND WE'D BE TOGETHER BUT YOU FUCKED THAT UP. I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR ASS."
"BRO IT WAS JUST POISON CHILL."
"yeah who did it kill again?"
She fell silent afterwards "yeah that's what I thought. Now leave me the fuck alone." I say walking away.
"Imagine cutting yourself having suicidal thoughts AND being petty over being poisoned." I hear her say. I turn and glare. "I hope you never find another person willing to put up with your bullshit. I hope you watch the people that helped you through a hard time die and you never see them ever again I hope you fucking learn what 'karma' actually is. I hope people make fun of you eternally for having the same name as a fucking JOJO SIWA SONG." I say glaring. "Also imagine living like the fuckin hated child in some Gacha life mini movie." I add, Ignoring the random demons staring at us and Camerons laugh.. shit I forgot he was here.
I hear him randomly start playing the song karma and resist the urge to fucking beat his ass.
"KARMA'S A BITCH I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER-" I just turn around and take his phone. "I am going to touch you-" I say. "Bitch give me my phone-" he says.
I just turn the song off and give his phone back. I turn and see karma left. Good.
A/N:what a wonderful place to end this bc I'm eepy rn. Bye chat and ik zxynsx69 was waiting like 69 years for my unmotivated ass to finish this :3
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