My Fake Husband - Minsung

Annoying roommates

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minho pov

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i was cooking this recipe called "burrito" (whatever that was) for jisung's parents. normally, wrapping a piece of whatever-this-is around some whatever-these-are wouldn't be weird as it's quick and easy. but this is my twentieth time making something for them, and i already did fifty other things for them (massages, finding the remote, calling jisung, etc.)

this was really starting to get on my nerves.

i finished making the "burrito" and gave it to them. mrs. han was sitting down in a pink robe with a white towel wrapped around her hair, she had her legs crossed and leaned back on the couch as if she was someone important. as for mr. han -- actually, i had no idea where he was. he was the one who told me to make the "burrito" but he's nowhere to be seen.

"sonny?" mrs. han said, making me turn my head immediately.

what does this brat want now?

"yes?" i replied, trying my best to sound calm. if only jisung was back from work, and if only i went with him. but im not sure i trust my house with these brats.

"could you massage my shoulder? it's been sore all day." mrs. han said, dramatically leaning back on the couch with her eyes closed to look pained. my eye twitched but i kept smiling.

"of course, mrs. han." i said with gritted teeth, going behind her and starting to massage her shoulders. at that moment, mr. han came from the bathroom.

"ah! minho-ya! the bathroom's a bit messy, clean that up, will ya?" he said, sitting down on the couch with his disgusting germ filled feet on my coffee table and taking the "burrito".

"as you wish, mr. han." i said, getting madder by the second.

"OW"

i jumped back at the yell and realized that i was accidentally holding mrs. han's shoulders a bit too hard. they looked a bit red now.

she deserved it.

"im so sorry mrs. han!" i said in a fake apologetical voice.

"just go clean the bathroom, will ya?" mr. han said, talking with his "burrito" in his mouth. when i didn't move, he said, "well? why are ya jus' standin' there? go on."

i took a long deep breath to calm myself down and smiled at him before going to the bathroom. i slammed the door shut loudly behind me so they get the idea that im mad.

"kids are so disrespectful these days." i heard mrs. han say from outside. i balled my hands into a fist and punched the wall gently since i didn't want to make much noise. i wished i could give them a punch as well, just harder.

i took a long deep breath and relaxed my eyebrows. i looked around the bathroom and noticed that it wasn't dirty at all. in fact, it was spotless, not even the toilet was dirty.

what was mr. han on about?

i walked out of the bathroom, the second they heard the door open, their eyes shifted towards me with that look that screamed 'ugh, it's that disgusting kid again'. but i've gotten worser looks, so this was pretty much nothing.