Chapter 3: The British Museum

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A/N: Joke chapter, kinda? Idk man i just wanted to get this idea out of my head before it starts to bother me during tests

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN JCJENSON STOLE A SOYUZ SPACECRAFT?" A large British man, the owner of the British Museum shouted. "HOW-?"

A smaller, more timid Australian spoke up.

"Uhh... they, might have...." the Australian said. Well it was more of a feeble attempt at explaining something.

"Ugh! Stupid 'mericans," the large man shouted.

"You know what JcJenson is owned by Australian–" a woman peeked her head around a corner and corrected the British man.

"SHADDUP!" The man snapped. He started pacing around his office, thinking about something.

"Well, at least they didn't steal the Mona Lisa, or the Eiffel Tower, or the Leaning tower of Pisa, or the Statue of Liberty, or the Golden Gate Bridge, or the Russian Capital Building, or the Taj Mahal, or Chernobyl, or...." the man droned on and on about what objects were lucky enough to not be stolen.

His assistants sighed, leaving the office.

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