~18+ ONLY!! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!! ~
Clint's name has become synonymous with fucking things up. When you have a one night stand with him, your whole life gets Bartoned.
You and Clint both bit back laughter as he held out your ring for everyone to see. You'd decided to go for a casual group dinner thing on the weekend to announce it to everyone and in the meantime, the ring had gone into its box and hidden away because you knew if Natasha had found out, then everyone would know.
"We're not in a romantic relationship, Nat. It's not like that, Nat," Natasha snarked. She was holding baby Natasha who was dead asleep in her arms.
"Tell us how it happened?" Steve asked, trying to deflect the sarcasm that was flying around the room.
"Don't get a big head, Nat," Clint said.
"Too late... But go on, how did I do this?" she said.
"Well, I guess when we got the invitation to your wedding," he said gesturing to Steve and Bucky. "Nat said that these things come in three and it would be us next. We did our usual 'it's not like that'. And Nat said that relationships aren't the same for everyone. They're whatever you want them to be. And well... so we're not romantic. We do love each other. We share a bed most nights. We have a kid and we're buying a house. We choose to be with each other over everyone else most of the time so maybe we've been together all along."
Kari started laughing. "Oh my god, you two are completely hopeless."
"So... how did he ask?" Sam asked.
"He didn't..." you said.
"Oh god, Clint. Please tell me you're not going to be talked into eloping again," Natasha said, cutting you off.
"Hey, I'm sitting right here," you said, folding your arms over your chest.
"She didn't ask me either," Clint said. "We just kinda... decided we'd do it."
"How romantic," Bucky teased.
"Yeah, we literally just said that's not who we are," Clint countered.
Tony got up. "Well, it's great news. Let's break out the bubbly." He went to the bar and popped a bottle of champagne.
He poured out glasses and handed them out. Clint intercepted yours before you could take it. "Ha-ha, you can't drink this," he teased.
"I can have a sip," you said, snatching it back.
"So a toast to the happy couple," Steve said, raising his glass. Everyone clinked them together and you took a sip.
"Do you have a date?" Wanda asked.
"No. It's pretty new," you answered.
"Haven't even been able to do a celebratory boning," Clint joked. You bit the inside of your cheek and elbowed him. "What? It's true."
"Next time we go dress shopping we're gonna look for your butterfly dress too," Kari said.
Clint looked at you with his eyebrow raised. "Your what now?"
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