♒Aquarius - UN (Puts up missing posters)
♓Pisces - Chad (You argued with him saying you lost him)
♈Aries - Canada (Begs for your forgiveness then buys you food)
♉Taurus - Argentina (Running around the store screaming)
♊️Gemini - Sweden (He forgot about you and went home abandoning you in an Ikea)
♋Cancer - Germany (Guesses which aisle you're in, is off by two)
♌Leo - Thailand (Flipping over everything in sight to try and find you)
♍Virgo - Italy (Starts having a mental break down)
♎️Libra - Netherlands (Doesn't even remember coming to the store with anyone)
♏Scorpio - Russia (Rushes off to the alcohol section)
♐Sagittarius - ASEAN (After finding you he puts you on a harness so you cannot escape)
♑Capricorn - Denmark (Makes an embarrassing announcement to the entire store trying to find you)
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Countryhuman Zodiacs
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