♒Aquarius - Scotland (Gives you unicorn stickers then rides off into the distance on My Little Pony)
♓Pisces - Ukraine (Robs Russia's house and gives you all his vodka)
♈Aries - Italy (Let's you burn his kitchen)
♉Taurus - Sweden (He stares at you for 5 minutes before leaving then returns with brand new Ikea furniture for you)
♊️Gemini - America (He gives you his phone to comfort you to which you instantly go to his search history as revenge for the previous chapter)
♋Cancer - Japan (Creates your dream anime that has as many episodes as One Piece)
♌Leo - Spain (He offers to dance with you to take your mind off why you were crying)
♍Virgo - Germany (Does your homework for the next month)
♎️Libra - EU (Pats your head and says, "there, there")
♏Scorpio - Poland (Takes you flying against your will)
♐Sagittarius - France (Throws blankets on you and feeds you croissants)
♑Capricorn - North Korea (Gives you a tour of his nuke collection)
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Countryhuman Zodiacs
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