♒Aquarius - Australia (You got a platypus)
♓Pisces - Germany (You got an army of German shepherds)
♈Aries - Th!rd R3!ch (You got F@$c!$t Italy)
♉Taurus - America (You got an eagle)
♊️Gemini - India (You got a tiger)
♋Cancer - Madagascar (You got King Julian)
♌Leo - USSR (You got a grizzly bear)
♍Virgo - China (You got a chunky panda)
♎️Libra - North Korea (You got a faulty nuke that may or may not explode)
♏Scorpio - Ireland (You got a beer bottle but with googly eyes on it)
♐Sagittarius - UK (You got a tea bag)
♑Capricorn - Indonesia (You got a Komodo dragon)
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Countryhuman Zodiacs
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