𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 || Alejandro x Fem!oc

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 9: 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐬

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Both Venus and Noah found concerning the fact that Sierra typed on a pizza box that mocked a computer.

"Uh, 67 characters, okay. 73 left, what else can I write?"

"Considered buying myself a life on Craiglist. Having trouble deciding since all are such a major improvement."

Noah mocks her typing on the pizza box with a high-pitched voice, earning chuckles from Venus, who quickly cuts her laugh off before Sierra can hear her. Owen snorts at Noah's comment, milk coming out of his nose and soaking Noah.

"Dude, gross."

Owen apologizes and explains that it was because of the Jamaican scorching Bennett Peppers.

"Must learn how to make nose shakes like Owen. That'll impress Cody."

Noah mocks her once again, his voice high pitched while typing on the air. Owen once again giggles, and the two peppers he was eating come out of Owen's nose. They bounce and hit Tyler on the face, covering him in snot. Sight to which Noah laughs.

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"Ah, my little buddy Noah is like the funniest guy I know. So making him laugh is awesome. It's like getting an A plus in hilarity. I wanna top his honor roll!" Owen states excitedly until realization hits him. "Did that sound creepy?"

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"Check it out, I'll shoot a pepper out of whichever nostril you pick! I mean, choose!"

"Yeah, 'cause one nose-shake a day isn't enough."

Noah sarcastically remarks, followed by Owen letting out a disappointed 'aw'.

"Aw, but I'm out of milk."

"Hey Courtney, how much of that poop juice do you have left?"

Noah jokes, making Owen laugh. These interactions were too disgusting for Alejandro to handle, making him excuse himself to the bathroom.

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"A nose-shake?" Alejandro sighs. "Ah, how many episodes are there?" He glares down, his expression darkening. "How can Venus prefer being near that?"