God dammit. Every time.

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Hello fellow Earthling's it's my  first chappie, so if I get at least 20 reads then I will continue and if I get people liking it then I will also continue. So read, comment and possibly like so I won't hate myself and sit in the corner of my room thinking about life and yea...Thank you, this means a lot to me since it is my first book, not my first try and yes. No more cliché, meaningful words and LETS GET STARTED WITH THE STORY!

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Audrey's P.O.V

'MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP~' "SHUT UP!"

"Ugh..what time is it?" I groaned as i checked the time "WHAT!? I told you.  wake. me. up. at 7:00. You. woke. me .up. at 6:27. PREPARE TO DIE!" Yes. this is how my Monday mornings start with... Monday sucks. 

While I was mentally visualising I was throwing daggers at my alarm clock, Austin, my 20 year old brother barged into the room. "AUDREY GET  YO LAZY BUTT UP OR I'M LEAVING YOU!" and then slammed the door

"Meh, it's 6:28. I still have time." I mumbled to myself and fell back asleep

10 minutes later *Sponge bob background*

'SPLASH~' "HOLY SHIAT I'M NOT PREGNANT SO MY WATER DIDN'T BREAK. WAIT.. I PEED IN MY BED!?! OMG.. HOW'D IT GET ON MY FACE!?!"

"You idiot.. how are we even related? it's god damn water. I told you 10 minutes ago to get off your lazy ass." Austin rolled his eyes and threw the bucket at me.

"fine.. Owiee~" I whined while Austin flicked my fore head and left my room for the last time.

As much as I wanted to sleep again, I knew Austin would find out and throw me out the window into the pool. 

Feeling immensely tired, I literally dragged myself out of bed wanting to cry because it was my best friend next to the internet and make it to the bathroom where I showered to the temperature of my liking. I stayed under the scorching hot water for a little bit... lie. 30 minutes. Yes, I take longs showers and plus, I needed to wake myself up. The last thing I need is to fall asleep in the shower... again. Once I was satisfied I hopped out of shower and was able to walk like a normal human being and not flopping on the floor. I pranced to my closet and got dressed. I wore Light blue ripped skinny jeans (the ones where there is a rip on your knees), Nirvana Tank top and white converses. My hair looked like it had gone through an intense tornado so I brushed it and I put a little make up on which only consisted of mascara and lip gloss.

The Majority of fake girls who cake their faces with make-up to impress the guys is Un-believable. Seriously, You can wipe their so-called 'beauty' off with a baby wipe. I know and can see that there is fine line between wearing make-up and being gang-banged by Crayola. The boys don't mind as long as the get what they want, the girls could look like gollum. 

Once I had given an over look at my attire I was out of my room, skipping down stairs to the kitchen.

"Yo, yo, yo! Wazzup  Audrey?" My Mom spoke in her wannabe gangster voice while making 2 peace signs with her hands. "Isn't that what you hipster and gangster kids say these days?" She asked while continuing on cooking her eggs.

Where the hell did she get that from!? certainly not from me or Austin. 

"Oi vey..." Austin sighed as he face palmed himself.

"Honey I love you, but no. Just no." Dad sighed while drinking his cup of coffee and not looking up from his newspaper.

"Mom, Just don't be Embarrassing. Being hipster or gangster is not your style. Just act your age." I said pleadingly

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