Game on Mr. Bad Boy

and Craig.

Hi, to make up for my almost a year gap, I will try my best to update regularly. We all know that is a lie but I will try to be bothered. ALSO HAPPY HALLOWEEN, THANKS GIVING, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEARS, HAPPY VALENTINES , HAPPY BIRTHDAY (to whom ever it concerns) and HAPPY ANY OTHER EVENT TO ALL YOU LITTLE MEEPS. YAY!

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Recap: The bell then rang and the teacher woke up. "ALRIGHT MAGGOTS GET OUT OF THE ROOM!" he shouted and we left while Patrick was still lying there lifeless. Suffer...

Audrey's P.O.V

After the bell had rung  I sprinted away while accidentally pushing people making them drop their books and cuss at me wishing I would die in a hole. When I thought I was a safe distance from the guys, I coughed and breathed heavily feeling as if I were ejecting my lungs out, barley standing if it weren't for the brick wall supporting me. Or was it...

"Wow. Your already feeling me. are you that desperate?" I looked beside me and I wasn't leaning on just any brick wall. I was leaning on an egotistical, talking brick wall who was a cactus in it's past life but transformed into a brick wall and has the same personality. in other words, I was leaning on Blake's chest.

I instantly tore my hand away from his toned chest, regained my posture and scoffed "If anything you're the desperate one since you're following me around everywhere" I retorted "Also on a different note, how much do you exercise? I mean like your chest is like solid rock. Is that normal?" Started from dumb to dumber.

"Well if you're interested, you and I can get to know each other more and have some fun.." he winked and stepped closer which instantly left me stepping back and internally puking.

But no. We live in a cruel world. So instead of me stepping back, I tripped/ slipped on the little pebble behind me, fell between the couple making out or swallowing each others faces off on the silver bench, which ultimately led to all three of us tumbling on to the cement floor with Blake laughing his ass off at my epic fail.

Dick.

"Oh My God. RICKY! SHE RIPPED MY DRESS AND RUINED MY HAIR!" the girl/ human formed banshee squealed. "Ricky is my makeup still good? do I still look hot? OH MY GOD RICKY! ANSWER ME! OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO FAINT, I'M HYPERVENTILATING " she was still squealing while fanning her face and turning her head everywhere and-- is she crying?? "SOMEONE PICK ME UP"

shut up you talking pig.

I realized I was still sitting on the floor looking at the diva with a look that literally says 'da fuq breh.' I stood up, wiped the imaginary dirt off of my jeans and sprinted away from the scene trying to avoid stares by witnesses of the scene as I kept my head low and internally prayed that this Monday couldn't get any worse than it did now.

I was half way across the hall while looking back to see if i was being followed and ran into the main quarter back of soccer club, Jayden Kalik aka my crush and childhood best friend.

"Woah, hey little A why are you in such a rush?"

Oh god, his damn sexy accent... Pull yourself together Audrey

"Wah..? Oh... Umm.... same... I mean..."

"Hold on, I'll give you a few minutes to check out my body" he smirked while walking back a bit and showing off his abbs by pulling up his shirt. Oh the ripped muscles with sweat trickling down his abs-- stop it.

"Put your shirt down!" I shouted while turning away instantly with my face a crimson colour

"Aww... your too cute little A" he cooed while pinching my cheeks and I slapped it away "Anyway, I'm going to be at practise see you around" he smiled and walked away "OH AND DON'T FORGET, I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME LATER OK?"

"Ok!" I shouted back whilst smiling and made my way to the cafeteria.

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"AUDREY OVER HERE!!" Hailey shouted whilst waving her hands frantically indicating that the group is sitting there.

"I don't know her..." I mumbled, keeping my head down and covering my face while people gave Hails odd stares. I hesitantly walked over to the crazy maniac and still kept my head down.

"Connor here is trying to convince us that he has a 'date' with his imaginary girl friend" Tori smirk playfully

"I told you that sh--"

"She is 'real'" Tori cut Connor and making quotations marks with her fingers to emphasise real

"Hey leave Creator of Females alone." Hails chuckled

"Did you just use Connor's initials to stand for Creator of Females?"

"It's ok, there always an empty void to fill Connor's heart so he just gave up on reality" Hailey shook her head

"Oh yeah, that makes a lot of sense" Connor rolled his eyes "but seriously, she's real and her name is Peyton"

"Aww, our young Connor is growing up"

"Shut up Hailey, I'm older than you."

"With a history of bad dates" I commented

Everyone else but Connor busted out in laughter until I noticed someone staring at me

I turned around to see Blake Knight smirking at me with a blonde chick perched on top of his lap

" Umm... Audrey? Why is the Blake  staring at you?" Tori asked

"I... kinda stuffed up in front of him" I answered

"Ha, no surprise there." Hailey chuckled while I rolled my eyes

The blonde chick was obviously trying to grab his attention by whispering dirty thing in his ears and when she wasn't getting any, she turned to Blake line of direction and landed on me. She looked me up and down, clearly judging me and glared at me.

"Oh shit, you got queen bitchaous claws on you" Tori laughed

Great. Just Great. Now I have to fly to Russia, Marry a famous guy  and have 4 children and name then Achmed, Achmedine, Achmedina and Craig.

"Good luck flying Russia and Craig." Hailey said while saluting me

"Shut up Hailey."

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Yea Sorry guys. I know, it's a boring and short chapter that took me months to be bothered to finish.

BTW the gif at the top is Jayden

*dies*