The most Unrelated and stupid crossover ever. | Cote x Konosuba x Minecraft.

1. Why did I just get teleported to Minecraft?!?!

{An:Spoilers for the ending of konosuba.}

Kazuma Pov:

I was just minding my business. Reading a porn book in my room. I had to read it here because the girls wouldn't accept me reading this book in front of them for some reason. It's such a perfect book.

Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Satou Kazuma, the hero who defeated the demon king all by myself. And I guess beat the generald with the help from his absolutely useless teammates.

First, there is Aqua. The absolutely useless goddess. She can't do anything but heal and kill undead. My 'cheat.'
She is an arch priest, but does more part tricks than actual priest stuff. The absolute worst of the party.

Second, there is Megumin. She can cast explosion, the strongest magic in the world. But once she uses it, she can't move. And for some reason, she doesn't want to learn anything else! A one trick pony, also a chunnibyo.

And finally there is Darkness, the masochist crusader. She can tank attacks, and that's it. She can't land a hit, and as I have mentioned before. Is a masochist. Her goal is to literally get kidnapped by the demon king. She has a hilarious real name. Oh,she is a part of the Royal family too I guess.

Anyway, I will keep on reading this masterpiece now.

... Where is the book!?!

Wait, what is that dark fog near my face!?!

"Lightning!"
I yelled.

I shot a bolt of lightning at the fog, but it didn't do anything.

The fog then ensnared me.

"Shit Shit Shit!"
I yelled out.

Oh god! I can't feel my arms!

"Kazuma what are you screaming fo-Ah!"
Aqua opened the door and saw me getting consumed by the darkness.

"Kazuma, what is that!?!"

"Stop yelling and help... Me..."
I muttered before getting completely eveloped in the darkness.

The last I saw was Aqua desperately trying to save me.

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Ayanokoji pov: {An: I don't know how many times I have wrote that in my time in wattpad... }

"Ow..."
I muttered.

I had just gotten stabbed with a compass by Horikita.

"What did I even do?"
I asked Horikita.

"You were sleeping while I was explaining the strategy."
She said.

"Be thankful I didn't tell our classmates. They would have been very angry."
She scolded.

Hey, it's not my fault your plan sucked.

"You are thinking something rude, aren't you?"

Is she an esper?

Whatever. Oh, I didn't put my book back in the bag yet.

I opened the bag, but a dark fog excaped from it.

"Huh!?!"
Horikita yelled.

The darkness restrained me and Horikita, enveloping us in it.

"A... Ayanokoji-kun... Nii-san..."
She muttered before falling to the darkness, getting consumed by it.

Meanwhile I was resisting harder. But not hard enough.

In a few seconds, I will be consumed like Horikita.